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“Bro, do you even lift?”. FaZe Dragon Killers. Contract. Required to kill 15 baby dragons. Contract is 25 years. Must be Ages 2-6 Training lasts 3 months Support child warriors. Training. Become obese Train with bows and KFC Extra points if you bring back the head!
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“Bro, do you even lift?” FaZe Dragon Killers
Contract • Required to kill 15 baby dragons. • Contract is 25 years. • Must be Ages 2-6 • Training lasts 3 months • Support child warriors
Training • Become obese • Train with bows and KFC • Extra points if you bring back the head! • You will be trained in the art Watermalone • Used gear from the 60's
Fun Facts • There is a 99% mortality rate. • 4% kids will be cannibalized • 24% Just die. • 40% Die in training. • 30% Get quick scoped. • 1% Actually get killed by dragons! . • 1% Feels it.
Equipment - Get a sword of the bones of your dead comrades - Bathed in holy swag waters of YOLO monastery -You be given a shield made out of tissues -Greatest tool will be sharp pink fingernails you will fashionably hit your enemies .