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The final fart By nick contis. Chapter 1 how to fart?.
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Chapter 1 how to fart? • I had heard their was a thing called the final fart. I did not know what a fart was? Then it all came back to me. It was a very veryvery rainy day. It was 8:00 in the morning I had a breakfast burrito with a bunch of stuff in it I couldn’t name all the stuff really there were stuff I couldn’t name. Well I farted. Then the final fart was a thing like the biggest fart contest I thought I was gonna enter and win but it turns out there are 5000000000000000 people trying out. I was shocked! Even though I am a big farter.
FINAL CHAPTER! • I was in the championship and then I had the biggest fart in the world!i had just won!