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Cracked Eggs & Sleigh Bells

Cracked Eggs & Sleigh Bells. By: Muthergoose. I just couldn't decide who to put my money on. It was the night of. the big fight between Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. The seats were.

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Cracked Eggs & Sleigh Bells

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  1. Cracked Eggs & Sleigh Bells

  2. By: Muthergoose

  3. I just couldn't decide who to put my money on. It was the night of

  4. the big fight between Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. The seats were

  5. packed and the odor of cigar smoke hung in the air. Everyone was yelling back

  6. and forth to each other, waving fistfulls of that great green stuff, money.

  7. As the house lights dimmed, I hastily put a thousand down on the Easter

  8. Bunny. The bookie wrote it down and told me where to meet him, after the

  9. fight.

  10. The loudspeakers crackled and buzzed, sending out some piercing feed-

  11. back.

  12. "Ladies and gentlemen," the announcer began, "Tonight, the main

  13. event! In this corner, we have, weighing in at 285 pounds, SANTA CLAUSE! And

  14. in this corner, weighing in at 7 pounds and 4 ounces, THE EASTER BUNNY!"

  15. Santa stood up and began to jump from foot to foot, warming himself

  16. up. His elves pulled back his red satin robe. He shook his head from side to

  17. side and punched his gloves together.

  18. In the opposite corner, the Easter Bunny, who had been hopping the

  19. whole time, signaled that he was all set to go.

  20. "Lets keep it clean," the announcer muttered.

  21. The hammer hit the bell. At the sound of the ding, the two fighters

  22. jumped into the middle of the ring. They began dancing around each other,

  23. testing their strengths and weaknesses. Before anyone knew it, round one was

  24. over. The fighters returned to their respective corners. Not a single punch

  25. had been thrown.

  26. The crowd was expressing their boredom, through the occasional "boo",

  27. and calls of encouragement such as:

  28. "Beat that big elf into the ground!" Or:

  29. "Show Mr. Cadberry who's boss!"

  30. This kind of motivation seemed to revitalize the fighters. Midway

  31. through round two, Santa leaped into the offensive, and the Easter Bunny

  32. began taking a serious bruising. At the end of round two, things weren't

  33. looking good for the rabbit. The Easter Bunny's doctor was advising him not

  34. to go on with the fight. Easter Bunny spat some blood onto the ground and

  35. stepped into round three with even more grim determination.

  36. Santa came in swinging. His body dodged around with cat-like move-

  37. ments, but there was nothing the big man could do to escape the blood thirsty

  38. rabbit.

  39. Santa leaned back and let out a hearty:

  40. "Ho Ho Haghkkkk----"

  41. The Easter bunny was at his throat. Four hard jabs to the face and

  42. the jolly fat man went down.

  43. T'was the night before christmas and all through the world, not a

  44. creature was stirring, not even Santa Clause.

  45. Like I care! I got me a cool 3 grand. Some christmas wishes do come

  46. true. Thanks Santa!

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