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Our Class Joke Book

Our Class Joke Book. Room 108 March 2010. Vincent. Why is Dracula so unpopular?. Vincent. He’s a pain in the neck. Gianna. Why did the bacon laugh. Because the egg cracked the yoke. Kristian. Why can’t a bicycle stand up?. Because it’s to tired!. Caleb.

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Our Class Joke Book

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  1. Our Class Joke Book Room 108 March 2010

  2. Vincent Why is Dracula so unpopular?

  3. Vincent He’s a pain in the neck.

  4. Gianna Why did the bacon laugh

  5. Because the egg cracked the yoke.

  6. Kristian Why can’t a bicycle stand up?

  7. Because it’s to tired!

  8. Caleb What did the pickle say when he returned to the card game ?

  9. Dill me back in, boys! !

  10. Thomas Why was the computer so good at golf ?

  11. Because it had a hard drive.

  12. Jenna What kind of pants do vampires wear?

  13. Boo-jeans

  14. Massimo What doeS Papa like to eat?

  15. POPcorn

  16. Joey What do you get when you cross a peacock with a mustang?

  17. a pee stain

  18. Mei-Li What kinds of cats go bowling?

  19. Ally catsy cat’s

  20. Rosaria What type of animal needs oil?

  21. A mouse because it squeaks!

  22. Giuliana What kind of car does Luke Sky Walker drive?

  23. A toy yoda.

  24. Bridget Whats black and white and red all over?

  25. A zebra with a rash.

  26. Drew Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

  27. Because it felt crumby

  28. Serena Why do birds fly south in the winter?

  29. Because it is to far to walk.

  30. Brianna What did the hot Dog say to the Other

  31. Hi frank

  32. Isabella Why did Santa cross the road?

  33. To deliver presents.

  34. Ian Where does the penguin keep his money?

  35. In a snow bank.

  36. Alexa What swings through the trees and tastes good with milk?

  37. Chocolate chimp cookies.

  38. Alexa H. What do you call a owl when its sleeping?

  39. A goodnight bird

  40. George How do you say your abc’s backwards?

  41. cba

  42. Anastasia What do the shoe say to the sock?

  43. Smell you later!

  44. Kyle What is a cheerleader’s favorite food?

  45. Cheerios

  46. Mitchell What does a frog do with paper?

  47. rip-it

  48. Stefan Why did the football coach go to the bank?

  49. He wanted his quarter back!

  50. Zachary Why did the cow cross the road?

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