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The Teenage Dictionary

The Teenage Dictionary. Page S *For A child’s eyes only!*. School: definition 1. The best way to waste paper

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The Teenage Dictionary

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  1. The Teenage Dictionary Page S *For A child’s eyes only!*

  2. School: definition 1 • The best way to waste paper • “Truth in the fact is, have you ever noticed how you have a BUNCH of words typed onto an assignment with 9 lines for you to fill out, with one word in each? Ever hear of laptops? Go GREEN, save the trees!”

  3. School: Definition 2 • Nap time class! • Take a poll, about half of the class will probably say they stay up until 11 or 12, and that’s just teenage nature! School starts around 7:15 for almost all middle schools and probably pretty close to that for high schools. Girls will probably admit to spending about 20min to an hour getting ready for school, and guys would probably admit to waking up with half an hour or less until school; so most teens will probably wake up around 6 or sooner, that’s les than 7 hours. This can tend to cause teens to fall asleep in class, I know I’m no exception to any of these facts!

  4. School: Definition 3 • Social Class? • Freddy: “I know dude, ______ should’ve won that game! • Al: “Totally!” • Teacher: “Shut Up and pay Attention!” • Don’t act innocent, you know you’ve seen this scene before, maybe a bit more serene but… still, you get the idea.

  5. School:Taboos • The word’s • Homework (HW) • CSAP • Test • Quiz • WORK!

  6. School:Friendly sayings • Like… • “Hey dude!” • “The Teacher’s Coming!”

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