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AlSayyad, Nezar Best Dressed! Most likely to have a song written about him with the catchy refrain, "How Nezar..." - for full effect, this really should be sung at the party. Anita Roth volunteers. Binger, Gary Most likely City Planning faculty to actually Plan a City Blaustein, Arthur
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AlSayyad, Nezar Best Dressed! Most likely to have a song written about him with the catchy refrain, "How Nezar..." - for full effect, this really should be sung at the party. Anita Roth volunteers. Binger, Gary Most likely City Planning faculty to actually Plan a City Blaustein, Arthur Most likely to volunteer to write an op-ed piece urging you to volunteer . Bosselmann, Peter C. Most likely to be ticketed for jay-walking. Most likely to know more about San Francisco than Mayor Newsom. Most likely to know something you don't know. Caesar-Kaptoech, Yeri Most likely to moonlight as a jazz singer Most likely to win on Dancing with the Stars Mostly likely to open a Salsa Dance Studio in Albany Caldeira, Teresa Most likely to Sabotage Your Reasoning Most likely to sing a Holiday Hip Hop Rap in Portuguese Cervero, Robert B. Most likely to be running right now Most apologetic suburbanite. Chapple, Karen Most likely to achieve her dream of playing for the 1980's Celtics **Christensen, Karen** Most likely to show up to the party with an overhead projector under her arm. Best supportive faculty! Cohen, Stephen S. Most likely to be a stand-up comic. Most likely to bring his dog to class. Collignon, Frederick C. Most likely to be Governor Fastest Smile DCRParty Homecoming King 2007 (he is, after all, hosting the party at his house) Corburn, Jason Most likely to know Kung Fu, or his sister Kim Fu. Corless, James Most likely to bike or hike to a Transit Oriented Development. Deakin, Elizabeth Most likely to be in China/India/Mexico/Bhutan Dowall, David E. Most Likely to be a Secret Agent Best Dressed Duane, Timothy P. Most likely to survive an apocalyptic event by living off animals killed with a dart gun. Most likely to calculate the energy use to cost ratio of this party. Egan, Edmund (Ted Egan) Most Creative Commuter Elmer, Vicki Honorary Department Mom Etzel, Frederick Most likely to slide down my chimney with a bag of toys Most likely to tell it like it is. Most likely to have a "I heart mom" tatoo on his bicep. Frick, Karen Fastest talker Most school spirit Most likely to laugh at her own jokes (that's in a nice way) Hadley, Malla Best dressed! Most likely to commit random acts of kindness Most informative Hood, Heather Best smile! Hutson, Malo André Most incognito Innes, Judith E. Most likely to flatter an ex-spouse in class. Mostly likely to cry with you at your wedding (or other good news) Jacobs, Allan B. (who often sits in on his wife's urban design classes) Professor We'd Be Most Willing to Follow Into Combat (with planning commissions) Jackson, Richard Most likely to lead a tent revival meeting **[[http://dcrp.ced.berkeley.edu/ced/people/DCRP_query.php?id=257&dept=DCRP&title=Lecturer&first=Richard&last=Lee&ced&berkeley|Lee, Richard ]] Legates, Richard Most likely to map the demographics of this gathering. Macdonald, Elizabeth Most likely to have an island in Dubai created in her likeness. Marinos, George McKoy, Deborah Most likely to be the Best High School Principal Radke, John D. most likely to win survivor Ramirez, Pat Most like to be Canonized. Most likely to go on comedy tour opening for Alvaro Huerta. Biggest laughter Reilly, Michael Most likely to offend someone with a Stanford joke. Roy, Ananya Best Elocutioner Most likely to win a Nobel Prize. Saxenian, AnnaLee Smith-Heimer, Michael Most Likely to Have Been a Rockstar in the 70's Most likely to join the people in the oak trees Most dapper in a three-piece suit and ponytail Southworth, Michael Most likely to be mistaken for Ben Stein Best dry humor Teitz, Michael B. Department Jedi Knight Most likely to be an Eagle Scout (if only he grew up in the US!)
Nezar AlSayyad Most Dapper Professor
Gary Binger City Planning Professor Most Likely to Actually Plan a City
Arthur Blaustein Most Likely to Volunteer to Write an Op-ed Piece Urging You to Volunteer
Peter Bosselman Professor Most Likely to be Ticketed for Jay-walking
Yeri Caesar-Kaptoech Staff Member Most Likely to Win on Dancing With the Stars
Teresa Caldeira Professor Most Likely to Rap in Portuguese
Robert Cervero Professor Most Likely to be Running Right Now
Karen Chapple Professor Most Likely to Play for the Boston Celtics
Karen Christensen Most Supportive Professor
Stephen Cohen Professor Most Likely to be aStand-up Comic
Fred Collignon Professor Most Likely to Become Mayor
Jason Coborn Most Likely to Know Kung Fu, or His Sister Kim
James Corless Professor Most Likely to Have Biked to this Party
Betty Deakin Professor Most Likely toBe in China/India/Mexico/Bhutan Right Now
David Dowall Professor Most Likely to be aSecret Agent
Tim Duane Professor Most Likely to Calculate the Energy Use of this Party
Ted Egan Most Creative Commuter
Vicki Elmer Honorary Department Mom
Fred Etzel Most Likely to Tell it Like it Is
Karen Frick Faculty’s Fastest Talker
Heather Hood Faculty’s Best Smile
Malo André Hutson Faculty Member Most Incognito
Judith Innes Professor Most Likely to Cry at Your Wedding
Allan Jacobs Professor Emeritus We'd Be Most Willing to Follow Into Combat
Richard Jackson Professor Most Likely to Lead a Tent Revival
Richard Legates Professor Most Likely to Map the Demographics of This Party
Elizabeth Macdonald Professor Most Likely to Have an Island in Abu Dhabi Created in Her Likeness
Deborah McKoy Professor Most Likely to Have Been a High School Principal
John Radke Professor Most Likely to Win on Survivor
Pat Ramirez Staff Member Most Likely to Be Canonized
Michael Reilly Most Likely to Offend Someone with a Stanfurd Joke
Ananya Roy Faculty’s Best Elocutioner
Michael Smith-Heimer Professor Most Likely to Have been a Rockstar in the 70’s
Michael Southworth Professor Most Likely to be Mistaken For Ben Stein
Michael Teitz Department Jedi Knight
Jim Buckley Department Jedi Knight-in-Training