hard times in hollywood

1. hard times in hollywood By: Bridget Boyle

2. Once in a land far away there was a girl named Kim Kardashian. She lived in the world of the rich and famous, also know as Hollywood, California. She was a big shopper, and if she saw something she liked she didn’t care how much it cost because she would do what ever she could to get it.

3. Kim started to form something called a shopping addiction, and her mother decided to talk to her about it. When she approached kim, she asked, “Kim, have you ever gone a day with out shopping?” and Kim answered “Uhh? Idk. OMG!” Kim’s mom saw a real problem forming for her daughter and she said, “Kim, why don’t you see a psychologist? This is a serious problem.”

4. Kim became very upset and said, “There’s no way I’m going to see a psychologist.” So she stormed off and went to do the thing that calms her the most. SHOPPING.

5. As Kim was shopping she saw a pair of shoes that were $2,000. She thought that they were so cute and she could not pass them up. When she went to buy her shoes the lady working the register said, “Ms. Kardashian, we have a problem. Your credit card has been canceled.” Kim was so upset and she did not know what to do.

6. When Kim got home she knew exactly who canceled her credit card, it was her mother. As soon as she thought about what to do, Paris Hilton(id) popped next to her and said, “Kim, you’re not going to let her get away with this are you? Show her how it’s done and cancel her cell phone service.” Kim thought to her self, “That’s not a bad idea.”

7. Next thing Kim knew, Arnold Schwarzenegger (superego) popped up next to Kim and said, “Kim don’t cancel you mother’s cell phone service. It won’t make anything better between you two. Instead of getting even with your mother, get even at the gym. Release all of your frustrations by working out….I did.”

8. Then, Barack Obama(ego) jumped out of an exploding helicopter with nunchucks and a skate board. Barack said “Kim, believe in change. Be a different person and do a different thing from what you would usually do.” Kim said, “Ok, I will not cancel my mother’s cell phone service.”

9. Arnold, Barack, and some random lady were very happy that Kim made the decision not to cancel her mother’s cell phone service.

10. At the end of the day Kim and her mother made up. And went back to being their normal crazy selves.

11. Meanwhile, Barack and Arnold(in the Darth Vader costume) were playing with lightsabers, and Pairs went shopping.