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Coder’s Paradise

Coder’s Paradise. For all the gangsta programmers out there. Produced By Max Altman and Scott Ings. Lyrics By: Max Altman. As I start up eclipse all I think of is death. Cuz’ I take a look at the screen and realize there's nothing left. Cause I've been codin’ and debugging so long that.

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Coder’s Paradise

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  1. Coder’s Paradise For all the gangsta programmers out there

  2. Produced By Max Altman and Scott Ings

  3. Lyrics By:Max Altman

  4. As I start up eclipse all I think of is death

  5. Cuz’ I take a look at the screen and realize there's nothingleft

  6. Cause I've been codin’ and debugging so long that

  7. I must have hit something to make my classes be gone

  8. But I ain't never crossed a program I can’t rise above

  9. Pull out some crazy ass recursion, that’s totally unheard of

  10. You better watch how I’m Sortin’, and what I’m importin’

  11. Soon you’ll hear about the websites my software’s supportin’

  12. I really hate unbalanced trees, but I gotta say

  13. They’re not worth fixing if I have to use the type Splay, fool

  14. I'm the kinda Tree the little heap-ies wanna be like

  15. both my sides balanced right, A simple method can find my height.

  16. been spending most our livesLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  17. get a null pointer exception once or twiceLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  18. used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t niceLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  19. buy some more RAM, its worth the priceLiving in a Coder's Paradise

  20. Forget the implementation, they got me interfacin’

  21. I can sort any file, I was raised by the street

  22. While other people worry about their Big-Oh

  23. My code always runs in constant time, its so elite

  24. I never get confused, but I waste a lot of time

  25. ‘Cuz I gotta make sure that even my code will always rhyme

  26. even though it slows me down I have no problem carrying the load

  27. Because you know what they say about guys with long code

  28. The due date ain’t nothing but a heart beat awayI'm looking for 24 passes, what can I say?

  29. I’ve got twenty-three now will I ever to see twenty-fo'?

  30. The way my code is looking I don't know

  31. Tell me which ADT -- is best for meI’ve been working so long -- I can no longer see

  32. been spending most our livesLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  33. get a null pointer exception once or twiceLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  34. used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t niceLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  35. buy some more RAM, its worth the priceLiving in a Coder's Paradise

  36. Minute after minute, hour after hourBeen programming so long, my laptop’s losing power

  37. Everybody's stacking, but we know to be Queuin’

  38. Just check our output stream, and the correct results it’s spewin’

  39. They say I got to loop through, but I like to code free

  40. If they don’t like my methods, why should they preach to me?

  41. I say they’re haters, bad class creatorsThey’re just jealous cuz’ they ain’t got my innovative iterators, fool.

  42. been spending most our livesLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  43. get a null pointer exception once or twiceLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  44. used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t niceLiving in a Coder’s Paradise

  45. buy some more RAM, its worth the priceLiving in a Coder's Paradise

  46. Tell me which ADT – is best for meI’ve been working so long — I can no longer see

  47. Tell me which ADT – is best for meI’ve been working so long — I can no longer see

  48. Special Thanks To: • Tim Schnell (lead vocalist) • Manny Fanarjian (back up vocals) • Patrick Messac (back up vocals) • Zach Lerner (back up vocals) • Calvin Hayes (DJ MixMaster)

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