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Zombie Survival Team

Murphy Candidate Stats. Zombie Survival Team. Candidate 001: Coach Brown. “La Brown”. Pros. Speed, agility, and strength would be the last one taken would take control over any situation great marksman I have a do not die attitude and will fight till the death. Cons.

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Zombie Survival Team

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  1. Murphy Candidate Stats Zombie Survival Team

  2. Candidate 001: Coach Brown “La Brown” Pros • Speed, agility, and strength would be the last one taken • would take control over any situation • great marksman • I have a do not die attitude and will fight till the death. Cons • “I HAVE NONE!” –or so he says

  3. Candidate 002: Mrs. Cooper “Kim Possible” Pros • Owns a Special Effects make up kit- Can disguise you as a Zombie so they won't eat you. • Owns a mini-van- will drive like a race car driver if need be- also useful to load many Kids and Zombie Defense tools • Owns a Brain Jell-O mold maker- can make fake brains to throw at and psyche out the Zombies so they won't eat yours. Cons • Donuts – all types, all flavors

  4. Candidate 003: Mrs. Wackerlin Nurse “Sharps” Wackerlin Pros • Not afraid of blood, vomit, or pus • older and wiser – has seen and done it all-so has plenty of strategies to escape unpleasant medical procedures or zombie dining pleasantry • Nurses can do anything! Cons • Wants to capture a zombie “alive” to study it and identify “what makes them tic!”

  5. Candidate 004: Mrs. Campasano “The Mom-in-ator” Pros • Short nature allows for fitting into tight spaces and under zombie arms • Loud • A mom – can make quick decisions and think ahead Cons • Too loud and the zombies could hear her

  6. Candidate 005: Mr. Coley Coley-ola Pros • Expert marksman • Demolition and explosive expert • Has better than 20/20 vision – thanks, Lasik! Cons • Too compassionate, keeps older brother (who turned into a zombie) on a leash inside the camp.  Insists on keeping him alive awaiting the cure.  The zombie-brother has mittens and a bite-mask on for protection.

  7. Candidate 006: Mrs. Liskunas The Lisk-taker Pros • Loves to garden and has access to gardening tools (3 shovels, 2 rakes, 1 hoe, 1 spork, 1 very sharp edger, & 1 gardening fork) • Zombies love brains and she doesn’t consider her a smart person, so she would not attract many zombies. • Not a fast runner, so she would be the first one the zombies get, allowing others to get away. Cons • How “not smart” is she?

  8. Candidate 007: Ms. Seconde “Mile Runner” Pros • World archery champion • Can run for miles and miles and miles • Only a little afraid of the dark Cons • Not able to maneuver in the dark at top speed

  9. Candidate 008: Mrs. Shrum “Shrum’s Crumbs” Pros • In charge of walkie-talkies to be used for communication and discussion of counter attacks • Has snacks by desk to distract hungry zombies from brains • Has mints by desk so the zombies can freshen their breath between brains Cons • Zombies will come for the food.

  10. Candidate 009: Mrs. Zaininger “Lady Z” Pros • Short and quiet -- can easily sneak up on a zombie • Has learned many Jedi fighting moves from watching Star Wars and Clone Wars with her son • Large vocabulary -- can quickly confuse a zombie with big words Cons • May launch into a long explanation about word origins, allowing the zombie to escape

  11. Candidate 010: Mrs. Ballew “The See-er” Pros • Flexible – can use legs to perform a puppet show • Ability to memorize voices • Eyes in the back of head Cons • Eyes in the back of her head… is she a zombie already?

  12. Candidate 011: Mrs. Sanborn “Lil’ Peanut” Pros • Talkative • Acting background – was an extra in a variety of movies • Lived in Colorado Cons • Does she know Illinois as well as she knows Colorado?

  13. Candidate 012: Mrs. Whited “Care Bear” Pros • Hater of zombies • Excellent caregiver of people • Lover of dogs Cons • What if there is a zombie DOG?

  14. Candidate 013: Mrs. Wikoff “Bionic Wikoff” Pros • Army trained – there isn’t a weapon that she hasn’t tested. • Cool, calm, and collected. Has low blood pressure. Can think clearly in stressful situations. Not afraid to tell people what to do. In fact, she likes it. • Scary – according to many. If people are scared, perhaps zombies are too. • 5 metal plates in her body - bionic Cons • She scares us.

  15. Candidate 014: Mr. Anderson “Black Op Anderson” Pros • Knows how to defeat zombies after completing both Plants v. Zombies 1 and 2 • Has watched the "Thriller" video 100s of times which can help in getting the zombies to enjoy communal, choreographed dancing instead of hunting for brains to eat • Strong understanding of physical geography and has a natural, internal compass Cons • Donuts… all the donuts

  16. Candidate 015: Mrs. Clausen “Kitty Clausen” Pros • Loves cats, reading, traveling, and the culinary arts – She can feed us! • Independent and open-minded former high school teacher from Indiana • Has two high school children Cons • Will she assign us high school homework before she feeds us??

  17. Candidate 016: Mrs. Steele “Ol’ Steely Eyed” Pros • Camping and backpacking skills – can build a campfire and set up a tent • Access to tools and (more importantly) knows HOW to use them • CPR skills • Has helped “Survivorman” Les Stroud find his way home • Directionally gifted – she never gets lost Cons • Needs naps often – may fall asleep on watch duty

  18. Candidate 017: Ms. Karvelius Kray-zee Karvelius Pros • Access to equipment and resources that could prevent, deter, and defend against the zombies • Expert in Zombie culture • Skilled at art (could be good for camouflage) • Ability to fix instruments using only basic tools Cons • All the equipment would make it difficult to travel.

  19. Candidate 018: Mr. Bittner “Bitt Bot” Pros • Can build a ferocious Lego robot • Knows a lot about History • if we cannot get the Zombie situation under control I can easily facilitate a nice argumentative writing essay for them which will surely cause their heads to explode thus neutralizing the threat • I hope that you choose me.  Oh, wait I think I feel something gnawing on me from under my desk.  Oh, no worries its just one of my undead 7th graders.  I'm sure a little hand sanitizer will take care of it.  It is, after all, "just a flesh wound". Cons • Does he turn kids into zombies?

  20. Candidate 019: Ms. Buckley “Whack-a-Buckley” Pros • Knows First Aid and CPR • Excellent marksman in “Whack-a-mole” • Was friends with a zombie once… Cons • How close of a friend was that zombie??

  21. Candidate 020: Mr. Epperley “Das Neutrilizer” Pros • High level of survival skills – hunting and fishing • Keeps it calm during stressful situations • Owns lots of camouflage Cons • Bacon… anything with bacon.

  22. Candidate 021: Ms. Bresser “The Packer” Pros • Bleeds Green and Gold – Green Bay Packers fan for LIFE • Loves cheese.   • Draws an awesome stick person • Grew up in Wisconsin Cons • Doesn’t eat vegetables • Can be outrun by a turtle. • Can't wear the color orange • !

  23. Candidate 022: Ms. Straka “De-Straka” Pros • can adapt to all climates • able to carry a lot of items at one time • experience operating a boat Cons • Terrible sense of direction

  24. Candidate 023: Mr. Kiefert “The Keymaster” Pros • Could teach wrestling moves to defeat the zombies in hand to hand combat • Was in the navy – so not afraid to swim, dive, sink, float Cons • Loses things all the time…

  25. Candidate 024: Mrs. Schwertley “Mrs. Dixon” Pros • Former cocktail waitress from a casino boat turned teacher • From Iowa with superb instincts • Boxing class teacher • Fan of Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead Cons • From Iowa • Terrible sense of direction

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