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Welcome to Dinner Theater!. German. Mr. Weiss: Good morning, class. All : Good morning, Mr. Weiss!. Mr. Weiss : In preparation for tomorrow's exam, I think we should have a quick review, yes? .
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Mr. Weiss: In preparation for tomorrow's exam, I think we should have a quick review, yes?
Mr. Weiss: It's for your own good. Now who can tell me a little about Mozart? Ahhh yes, Charlie?
Charlie: Oh that's an easy one, Mr. Weiss! Mozart was that guy with the crazy hair ...
Charlie: … From the 1980's! I saw him on TV with that guy who makes rap music...what's his name ... Um…
Child 2: I love that video! Mozart is awesome! He made the best music videos.
Mr. Weiss: No...No! How can you mix up the greatest musical composer of all time with ... with … FALCO!!!
Child 1: Ah, yes!! That's their name! Falco! Such a great musical team.
Mr. Weiss: Your generation makes me sick. Since you all obviously have no clue about music! Now open your textbooks to page ...
Child 3: Willy Wonka just announced that he is giving away tickets to visit his world famous chocolate factory!
Child 3: And he put them in 5 different chocolate bars! Anyone could find a ticket if they're lucky!
Mrs. Gloop: Augustus Gloop, look at you! You’ve already finished fasting for the month. It’s past sundown and Ramadan will be over in a few minutes.
Augustus: Yes, Eid begins soon! In a few minutes I can put my hands on some delicious savory meals!
Augustus: I could really go for some hamonado or relleno or even some gulaman …
Mrs. Gloop: Augustus, close your mouth and stop drooling! The feast will begin soon. We invited all the family, so stop staring at the hummus and pita bread.
Augustus: Look at how much weight I’ve lost from fasting. It’s such a pain to eat a day’s worth of food before sunrise. Come on, when we can eat?
Mrs. Gloop: Augustus! Everyone! The countdown begins in 5, 4 …
Augustus: Food! Yum! Lamb! Chicken! Hummus! Pita Bread! Samosa!