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The Poontinger by Jake Holmes
Description The Poontinger is an animal said to inhabit the Pongtang forests of Austria. It has a body comprised from various animal parts — generally wings, antlers, tails and fangs, all attached to the body of a small mammal. The most widespread description is that of a horned rabbit or a horned squirrel.
The Story A group of highly educated "scientists" from the show "Finding Bigfoot" have set out on a quest in Austria to find the so called "Poontinger" in the forests of Pongtang. After a couple of months of "poontinger hunting" the scientist Matt Moneymaker heard a bunch of noises and concluded that Poontingers do exist. The random noises helped him figure out that their population was at about 5. He believes that they must be increasing at about 400% because of the amount of Poon Trees in the area.
POONTINGER POP.(p) FUNCTION: a=5 b=5 p=5(5)^x