If you don’t want to have any friends, follow these simple instructions.

If you don’t want to have any friends, follow these simple instructions. 1.simple 簡單的 2.instructions 指示

1. Never smile.

Be gloomy. Be cranky. Frowna lot. gloomy悶悶不樂 cranky胡思亂想 frown 皺眉

2.Never share. share 分享

When your brother makes a face at you, tell your mom. If your brother is in Time Out, make sure he stays there. make a face 做鬼臉 time out暫停 make sure 確保;確信

If you are eating cookies, hide them when your friends come over.

You could also stuff them all in your mouth, or you could just run away. stuff 塞…東西 could (can的過去式) just 剛;就 run away 跑走

When you’re playing with toys, grab (抓) all the good ones for yourself. (你自己) grab 抓 yourself. 你自己

Then throw a tantrum (大發脾氣) if somebody else plays with one of them. throw a tantrum 大發雷霆 2. else其他的

You can also just lock everyone out of your bedroom. lock鎖在…內

3. Be a bully. a bully. 霸凌他人的人

Pick on little kids. (找..人麻煩;挑剔) pick on 找..人麻煩;挑剔

Push in front of the lunch line. push 推擠

4. Be a poor sport. Be a poor sport.没運動家精神的人;輸不起的人

Cheat at cards; if you’re losing a board game, knock off all the pieces. cheat at cards玩牌時作弊 lose 輸掉;失去 board game 棋盤遊戲 4. knock off從…敲落;擊倒 5. piece(s)一粒;一塊一塊

Now if you still have friends after all that, I have one more lesson.

5. Whine! whine發牢騷;抱怨

Whine when it’s too hot outside.Whine when it’s too cold outside.

Whine for treats. That will irritate everyone. treats請客;招待 irritate 惹惱

If you follow these instructions you’ll be able to eat all the cookies you want. be able to 能夠

And you will have no friends will 將

to bother. bother 打擾

If you don’t want to have any friends, follow these simple instructions.