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Zombies. Ceire Creighton Computers 8 December 2010. Table of contents. Zombie jokes What they eat When zombies attack Classification The truth How to tell is someone is a zombie bibliography. zombie jokes. What did the zombie get an award for? *DEAD-ication!*
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Zombies Ceire Creighton Computers 8 December 2010
Table of contents • Zombie jokes • What they eat • When zombies attack • Classification • The truth • How to tell is someone is a zombie • bibliography
zombie jokes • What did the zombie get an award for? • *DEAD-ication!* • What’s black and white and red all over? • *A nun being eaten by zombie babies*
what they eat • People • healthy • brains • flesh • hot chicks
more zombie jokes • Why did the zombie cross the road? • *He wanted to eat the chicken* • Where do zombies go for cruises? • *Deaditerranean Sea*
when zombies attack • Have short hair and tight clothes • Avoid urban areas • Hide in trees and bushes • Don’t walk -- Drive • Lure and destroy • Go with a partner • Maintain communication • Be alert • Use daylight • Plan your escape
equipment • Backpack • Water bottle • Water-purification tablets • Map & compass • Small flashlight • Sleeping bag • Weapons
classification of zombies • Alien zombies • Biological zombies • Demon zombies • Electrical zombies • Mummified zombies • Radioactive zombies
The truth • Zombie can’t swim • Zombies don’t do well in the cold • ZOMBIES DON’T DANCE!!
how to tell is someone is a zombie • Unnatural mouth position • Green pale skin • Shoulders bent • Legs limp • Asks for brains • Bites your forehead • Afraid of the sun • Smells really bad • Doesn’t talk in complete sentences
Websites I used • http: //www.thedailycontributor.com/how-to-defeat-a-zombie.html • http://www.superpages.com/supertips/carrer-choices-for-zombies.html • http://www.ehow.com/how_4541582_tell-boyfriend-zombie.html • http://www.zombierama.com/brainwaves/zombierama.com