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1. Airhead Behavior Becomes New Human Being Norm As Underachievement Reaches New Heights Today, look high and low, and what do you see? Airhead habits in truth, so much of it that its threatening to end up being the brand-new human standard. What is going on here? And can we find hope anywhere? Yes. Where, you may ask? Well have a look. But to instill the procedures with suitable levity, lets first present NewsLaughs Ten Slams For New Heights In Underachievement Then well rely on those gifted and resistant people who decline to partake in the worldwide slide toward the moronic and, instead, valorously continue their commendable quest for overachievement. Here are 10 Slams For New Heights In Underachievement. 1. The insurgents in Iraq, for explosively undermining the peaceful and progressive rebuilding of their own country, together with terrorists everywhere, for masking murder with religious-speak apparently without recognizing that their verbal yip God is excellent and functional standard Life is low-cost are at idiotic chances with each other, considering that, if God is terrific, Hed just make great things, simply alike an excellent dumbbell maker would only make great dumbbells. 2. The Taliban in Afghanistan, for managing to maintain themselves from any idea of genuinely religious behavior, which must, for all Gods chillin, consist of gushing shared factor to consider, not to point out the same for ones possibly turban-tossing self, in addition to Islamic militants of similar ilk any place they so mercilessly inflict their air-borne medievalism. 3. The Palestinians who keep firing rockets at Israel, which are really metaphorical rockets theyre shooting at their woeful selves. 4. The Iranian mullahtocracy for alarming the world and any sane member of their own society by the senseless and impossible pursuit of nuclear hegemony in the region and dangers to civilized folks with even more weaponry. 5. The warring factions in Somalia and Darfur for handling to starve, rape, and kill off 10s of thousands of their own males, women, and kids, together with the similarly insightful bombers in Bali who obviously think exploding innocent people is the way to have their God reach down and drag them to paradise by their religiously

2. determined beards. 6. All federal governments who shrug their shoulders at the human role in making the globe too toasty for the survival of the Dairy Queen and other elements of human life that need cooler temps to continue. 7. People on the house front who cant seem to restrain themselves from killing members of their own households, not to discuss other innocents who occur to get in the way of their illicit intentions, and the occasional individual who still appears to find it needed to consume a fellow person. 8. Men who insist on kidnapping and sexually molesting women, whether age 5, 25, or 95. 9. Corporate officers who cant seem to keep their fingers out of the till or otherwise take the business theyve been trusted to carry out will skill for a mighty big spill. 10. Young people who have not got enough of a concept of their own self-respect and the worth of other individuals, including their distressed parents, to lay off of all types of damaging habits and tune into the still faint bleeping of their own finest capacity. Now, with a spectacular increment in our approval ranking, also our joy, lets rely on our countervailing consolation and praiseworthy hopes: the gifted and durable individuals who continue to aim for the heights of human accomplishment, in spite of the pervasive idiocy that trespasses on their relentless positive bents. 1. Medical scientists who continue with their life-enhancing quest for drugs that will cure cancer, treat AIDS, depopulate mosquitoes, and address other open causes of human anguish. 2. Tech wizards, who awaken each day bright-eyed in their objective of advancing the revolution in communication, mechanical medicine, and all other appealing fields of extrapolation. 3. Politicos and officers who deserve the trust that leadership involves and distinguish themselves in the service of its inspiriting call. 4. People who really do believe in freedom and democracy, which, inconveniently for lots of, consists of the knowledge to abstain from attempting to make everybody march in lockstep with their own less than widely inviting esper enthusiasms. 5. Artists and academics who comprehend that a free mind can just cavort on a stage supported by a free economy, wooly wild and discomfiting that many of its elements might be. 5. NASA, for continuing to think in the benefits of area exploration, even in the face of a lot of short-sighted cutbacks that the area age is beginning to feel like a dream of a more farseeing age. 7. All teachers who care, except those who cant seem to resist sexually molesting the trainee body. 8. Smart people everywhere, including Costs, Melinda, and Warren for philanthropy that shows Santa Claus does not always gown in red and say, Ho, ho, ho! 9. Nice individuals anywhere, no matter how smart, dumb, informed or oblivious they are. 10. Everybody who values the lastly incomprehensible present of life and knows that doing the best we can with it

3. is the best way to identify our own lives and express respect for whatever gifted it. May the very first 10 winners read about the second 10 and choose to join them. Billions would cheer. And truly soon would be a genuine boon.