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The GWC Late Show

The GWC Late Show. This picture depicts:. a. A big time NHL hit. b. The controlled violence of this great sport. c. Pat Slyne’s definition of “no-check” hockey. This wily hockey veteran is:. a. Former Detroit Red Wings Captain Alex Delvechhio.

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The GWC Late Show

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  1. The GWC Late Show

  2. This picture depicts: a. A big time NHL hit b. The controlled violence of this great sport c. Pat Slyne’s definition of “no-check” hockey

  3. This wily hockey veteran is: a. Former Detroit Red Wings Captain Alex Delvechhio b. One of the great players of the “Original Six” era c. The Grand Poohbah himself, Sean Brady, sans helmet during warm-ups at Playland

  4. These young ladies are: a. College co-eds enjoying a beverage b. Proud sponsors of Coors Light and Heineken c. Two new candidates for GWC membership proposed by Pete Parent

  5. This is: a. One of the classic versions of table hockey b. A great diversion for young and old alike c. The only new facility that the Friends of Hamill Rink could get approved

  6. This scene depicts: a. The Lightning’s post-game celebration b. The captain raising Lord Stanley for all to see c. Odland/McGillivray/McHugh (pick any one) hoisting the Challenge Cup and shouting “without me this team would have gone nowhere”

  7. This scene represents: a. A beautiful resort in the Canadian Rockies b. A picturesque retreat to take your wife and family c. Timeshare for GWC Board Members paid for by guest fees and other excessive ice time charges

  8. This advertisement was created by: a. A reputable ticket broker with legitimate tickets b. An aggressive web-based entrepreneur c. Brian Finneran, who plans on posting it to the GWC web site as an outlet for tickets to the Mets, Yankees, Rangers, Phantom of the Opera, World Cup Soccer, Indy 500, American Idol and the countless other events that Finn seems to have access to

  9. The Poohbah is about to: a. Launch into another inspirational speech welcoming new members to the GWC b. Ask for $20 from all guests c. Exhale

  10. This is an aerial photo of: • The start of the New York Marathon b. Thousands of people out getting some exercise on a Sunday morning c. Everybody who skated with the GWC as a guest this year

  11. This is an infrared surveillance image of: a. A hooded person walking at night b. A felon on the lam c. Doyle Queally sneaking out of Playland on a Sunday night to join his “other family” at the Skating Club

  12. A night with Jim Patrick at the Beanpot is: a. Great fun – you are “hooked up” with free tickets in the luxury box with Dave Silk who you will “hang with” (November 2005) b. Great fun – you are “hooked up” with good seats near Dave Silk, but never introduced to him c. Quite expensive – your ticket costs $75 over face and you pay nearly $250 for a shared room in a “foo-foo” hotel

  13. This individual: a. Was a top goal scorer with the Bruins and Canucks before an Ulf Samuelsson check calcified his hip b. Had cameo appearances in a variety of Farrelly brothers movies c. Is our own Will “he of the long shafted stick” Farris

  14. This supercomputer system: a. Can crunch thousands of numbers at once b. Provides the computing power necessary to run E-Vite c. Is required to calculate the actual number of minutes that Josh Lebenger logged in goal this past season

  15. These are: a. Logos of local hockey organizations b. Our chief opponents c. Other teams (besides Teams 1, 2 and 3 in the Challenge Cup) that the Horo and Sam Gilliland are believed to have played for this season

  16. The GWC Late Show Top 10 List Top 10 Things the Board is Doing to Improve the GWC (that you might not have heard of): 10. Celebrate those nights that KMART and Baird decide to play

  17. The GWC Late Show Top 10 List Top 10 Things the Board is Doing to Improve the GWC (that you might not have heard of): 6. Sponsoring the Sisca “snip-snip” Outpatient rehab program with Greenwich Hospital to ensure quicker recovery on a game night 7. Secured sponsorship from Jimmy and Mario to host all future GWC golf/tennis/paddle and family outings at the Round Hill Club 8. Friday “Family” Nights with the Wixtead’s at upstairs at Maneros 9. Secure special invites to watch Simmons and Fiorita play in their “other” league at the “private” rink in back-country

  18. The GWC Late Show Top 10 List Top 10 Things the Board is Doing to Improve the GWC (that you might not have heard of): 1. Only admitting new members with really hot wives. 2. Keeping Bucky’s water bottle filled with gin & tonic. 3. “Losing” new member checks (like Whalen’s and Barakett’s) so that we can effectively double our dues and pay for more Board member GWC apparel 4. Special C2 promotion – pay dues early and get to wear Coven’s yellow jersey for a game. 5. Post game reserved seating at Beamers.

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