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Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two boobs on your back?"Camel says to Elephant:"Thats a funny question from someone with a dick on his face."Elephant:"..."
Guy: what mouse walks on two legs? guy #2: IDK guy: mickey mouse, what duck walks on two legs? guy #2: donald duck! guy: all ducks dumbass
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!
Man: i don't know what is wrong with my dog he was fine yesterday! Vet: its okay i'll pick him up and take a look Vet: hmmm i'm going to have to put him down. Men: What! Why? Vet: Because he's really f*cking heavy.
Man: i don't know what is wrong with my dog he was fine yesterday! Vet: its okay i'll pick him up and take a look Vet: hmmm i'm going to have to put him down. Men: What! Why? Vet: Because he's really f*cking heavy.
Man: i don't know what is wrong with my dog he was fine yesterday! Vet: its okay i'll pick him up and take a look Vet: hmmm i'm going to have to put him down. Men: What! Why? Vet: Because he's really f*cking heavy.
Man: i don't know what is wrong with my dog he was fine yesterday! Vet: its okay i'll pick him up and take a look Vet: hmmm i'm going to have to put him down. Men: What! Why? Vet: Because he's really f*cking heavy.
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