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Computer Jokes

Computer Jokes. Lee Prosser Pd. 8 3-12-09. Midget Joke. What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?. Answer. A short circuit. Old lady fail. TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you? CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?

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Computer Jokes

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  1. Computer Jokes Lee Prosser Pd. 8 3-12-09

  2. Midget Joke • What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?

  3. Answer • A short circuit

  4. Old lady fail. • TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you? • CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking? • TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking. • CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that? • TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank. • CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out? • TECH: I'm not sure I understand? • CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?

  5. “click” • A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. • "Davey, what sound does a cow make?"Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'." • "Alice, what sound does a cat make?"Alice said, "It goes 'meow'." • "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"Jamie said, "It goes 'baaa'." • "Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes... 'click'!"

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