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1. Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?” Vincent: “One dollar.” Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”
2. Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?” Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?” Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”
4. Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?” John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”
5. Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.” Winnie: “Me.”
6. Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
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