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Pati: Main tumhariroz-rozkiFarmayishose tang aagyahoon. DilkartahaiKhudkushikar loon. Patni: Theekhaitheekhai.. Lekinussepahlemujhe 2-4 safed suit Jaroordiladena. __________________________________ Santa KoRaste Mein EkPathar Mila.. PatharpeLikhaTha..MujhkoPalat Lo, Kuch Ban Jaoge. Santa ne use Palta.. Niche LikhaTha, Ban Gaye Na Bewkuf!!
B4 shaadi: mainepyarkiya 1st Yr: pyarke side effects 2nd Yr: Pyar ka panchname 3rd Yr: Maine pyarkyukiya 4th Yr: Pyar tune kyakiya 5th Yr: Luv ka the End __________________________ Train maiek husband apni wife se: tujh say shadiker k pachtarahahundilkertahaitujheykuttay k agaydal dun samnaywalapassenger:waowaowaowao!!!…
Kalraatko party me mene 1 ladkikiizzatkobacchaya • Other Boy: WaahBhai .!!! • Par kaise ??? • 1st Boy : Self Control Bhai .. SELF CONTROL :D Police: Tumhekalsubah 5 bajephansidijayegi. Sardar: Ha haha! Police: Kyuhassrahe ho? Sardar: Main tohsubah 8 bajetaksotahoon!
Maalik: Tum bathroom meinkyughusaaye, Kyatumhepatanahithakimeinnaharahahoon? Naukar: Hazurgalti ho gayi, meinsamjhatha begum sahibahai. __________________________________ Sunil ne usserokkarpoocha: Arrebhaiesakyukarrahe ho,kyunangabhagrahe ho, tumhesharamnahiaati? Anil: Kyukiaajtumjaldigharaagaye, Issiliye. __________________________________
chaandkotoddoonga surajkofoddoonga agar tuhaankah de to pahaliwalikochhoddoonga. ________________________________________ Ladki ka baap : Main nahichahatakimeriladkiapnipoorizindagiekgadhekesaathguzaare. Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usseshaadikarkeyahan se le jaanachahatahoon. ____________________________________ Kanjoos boss 2 worker: Tumne is saalmehnat se kaamkiahai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de rahahoon. Agar isitarhakaamkaroge to aglesaal is pe sign bhikardunga.
Eksharabi sky kitarafisharakarkedusresharabi se bola: Ye surajhaiyachaand. Dusrasharabi: Patanahibhai, main bhi is shehar me nayahun. ________________________________________ Rat BharAyiNhi, Or Hum HilaHila Kr Yu Hi So Gye, Jo HilaRhe The WohPankhaTha, Jo AyiNhiWoBijliThi, Abe SaloKbi To AchaSamjaKro Dirty Mind {Source: Hindi Jokes}
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