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SLOVENE JOKES

SLOVENE JOKES. Why should you be careful opening an umbrella in Ljubljana?. You might take someone's eye out in Maribor. 2. Why don't Slovenes need mobile phones?. They can yodle from one end of the country to the other. 3. How do Slovenes change gears?. First, second, BORDER!.

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SLOVENE JOKES

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  1. SLOVENE JOKES

  2. Why should you be careful opening • an umbrella in Ljubljana? You might take someone's eye out in Maribor.

  3. 2. Why don't Slovenes need mobile phones? They can yodle from one end of the country to the other.

  4. 3. How do Slovenes change gears? First, second, BORDER!

  5. 4. Why shouldn't you jump into a swimming pool in Slovenia? You'll splash someone in Italy.

  6. 5. What's the shortest joke in the world? A couple were walking along the Slovene coast …

  7. JOKES ABOUT IRISH

  8. 1. How did Irish dancing originate? TOO MUCH DRINK AND NOT ENOUGH TOILETS.

  9. 2. What is long & green & has a low I.Q.? ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE

  10. 3. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s day? A REGULAR ROCKS ARE TOO HEAVY.

  11. 4. What is the best thing that ever happened between England and Ireland? THE IRISH SEA

  12. 5. What is Irish diplomacy? It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip.

  13. 6. Why do they make Irishman jokes so simple? SO ENGLISHMEN CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!

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