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“Weather” you like it or not! A plan for world domination

“Weather” you like it or not! A plan for world domination. Prof. Moriarty Evil Institute of Technology Friday, January 13, 2006. Project Background. Previous attempts at world domination Evil satellite launched, 1967 Shot down by S.P.I.E.S. within hours

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“Weather” you like it or not! A plan for world domination

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  1. “Weather” you like it or not!A plan for world domination Prof. Moriarty Evil Institute of Technology Friday, January 13, 2006

  2. Project Background • Previous attempts at world domination • Evil satellite launched, 1967 • Shot down by S.P.I.E.S. within hours • Princess of Khajerkistan kidnapped, 1972 • Rescued by S.P.I.E.S. within hours • Release of radioactive spiders in NYC, 1982 • Prevented by S.P.I.E.S. just in the nick of time • Britney Spears’ career, 1999-present • Foiled by her own lack of talent, class

  3. Evil plan • Purchase resorts in tropical locations • Build Evil Weather Machine ™ • Control weather all over the world • Resorts warm, sunny • Rest of world • Cold • Snowy or rainy • Windy

  4. The Resorts • Features • Sunny skies • Clear ocean • 1- and 2- bedroom huts • Presidential suites • Continental breakfast • UNREASONABLE PRICES!

  5. Evil plan • Purchase resorts in tropical locations • Build Evil Weather Machine ™ • Control weather all over the world • Resorts warm, sunny • Rest of world • Cold • Snowy or rainy • Windy

  6. Evil Weather Machine ™ • Draws nice weather to Evil Resorts • Brings nasty weather everywhere else • This forces people to come to Evil Resorts and pay our exorbitant prices!

  7. Evil plan • Purchase resorts in tropical locations • Build Evil Weather Machine ™ • Control weather all over the world • Resorts warm, sunny • Rest of world • Cold • Snowy or rainy • Windy

  8. How S.P.I.E.S. can foil my plan • You can’t!! • To ensure that you can’t, I have built a bomb into this presentation • It will detonate in 10 minutes, killing you all!

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