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MY INTERESTS By Brodie Hill
Gaming • Probably my favourite pastime, gaming makes up a majority of my live. I spend at least 1-2 hours a day playing games, probably about 5 a day on average. Some of my favourite games of all time include: Team Fortress 2, Garrysmod, Saints Row 2, Grand Theft Auto 4, Carmageddon 2, Oblivion, the entire Half-Life series, Brutal Legend, and God of War 1, 2 and 3. Games I’m looking forward to, either announced and being released soon, or unannounced but will come out eventually, include: Half-Life 2 Episode 3, Skyrim, Saints Row the Third, the Carmageddon reboot, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive and Twisted Metal.
Music • I mainly listen to metal. Whether it’s thrash metal like Metallica or Slayer, death metal like Deicide or Decapitated, melodic death metal like Amon Amarth, Obtenebris or Be’lakor, or even just classic metal like Iron Maiden or Judas Priest, if it’s metal I’ll most likely enjoy it. Here’s a pretty good Metallica song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_ggFovJNo • I listen to music a lot. Whether it’s while I’m walking to school or the store, sitting at home or playing a video game, I’m almost always listening to music. Music others find unbearably heavy, or stereotypically assume is “satanic”, I find relaxing and enjoyable. That’s probably the only thing about heavy metal that annoys me, is all the upset little Christians whining about how my music is “satanic and evil and I’m going to burn in hell for worshipping the devil”, when none of the songs I listen to even mention Satan or religion whatsoever. (Except for Deicide)
Sleeping • Sleeping is good. I do it a lot. I even sleep through classes sometimes. I dream about all kinds of awesome stuff, but I can never remember what they were about after I wake up. I used to be able to stay awake for days no problem, but now I need to sleep when I get tired. Getting old sucks. Honestly, the only reason sleeping is on here is because I couldn’t think of anything else to add. I’m not a complex person, and it was hard to think of 8 different things I like and sleeping was the only thing that popped into my mind, so here it is. Sleeping. Yeah.
TV Shows • I love watching TV. Well, I actually hate most of it, but you know what I mean. Shows I like: • Sons of Anarchy – A fictional show about a gang of bikers down in California. • Family Guy – This one’s obvious. • South Park – So is this one. • The Walking Dead – Oh my god, zombies, oh my god. Anything with zombies in it instantly gains 100 Brodiepoints. • Spongebob – I used to watch this show as a kid, and still enjoy watching it as a teenager. I don’t know why.
Philosophy • What do I mean by philosophy, you ask? Philosophy is such a broad term. What I mean by this, is I enjoy watching debates and listening to lectures on youtube, mainly about religion. I enjoy listening to Richard Dawkins talking about biology and religion, and I enjoy listening to Bill Maher making fun of religion. I find it fascinating listening to all the sides of an argument, everyone’s differing opinions, watching people debate and argue, and then forming my own opinion. I find debates and arguments fun to watch and listen to, and I like questions that make me think, and forming arguments to defend my stance. One youtuber I like watching is theamazingatheist.
Hanging Out • Who doesn’t like to hang around with friends every once in a while? This one is pretty common, and pretty self-explanatory. I like to talk and play video games with my friends. Not much to elaborate on. Sometimes we go to the store I guess. Sometimes we wrestle. Mostly we just inject heroin into our eyeballs and beat up pre-schoolers.
Watching Comedy • I like watching the Comedy Central roasts. I think the roast of Donald Trump was one of the best roasts they’ve ever done. The Charlie Sheen roast wasn’t that great. I like stand-up comedy. George Carlin was one of my favourites. I also like Bill Maher, David Cross, Billy Connolly, Louis C.K., Ricky Gervais, Jim Jeffries and Doug Stanhope. Most, if not all, of these people are mainly religion bashing comedians. That might be why I like them so much. Something about them making fun of religion is just really funny to me and I enjoy them a lot.
Zombies • Zombies had to be on my list somewhere. I love zombies. The idea of a zombie apocalypse is like a fantasy for me. Zombies are gory, awesome, terrifying, disgusting, and awesome again. Some of my favourite moves and games of all time are about, or at least feature in some way, zombies. They’re so cool and everything would be better with zombies. Here is a short list of things that could be improved by adding zombies: • Two and a Half Men • Lord of the Rings • Transformers • Sports • School • Space Travel • Fancy Restaurants