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FA. Oedipus The King. Creon, can you find the oracle for me? The people are restless and want answers. Sure, I’m on it. . I found him, abnormally fast. Oracle, I want to know what I can do to help my people. Do you have any ideas bro?.
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FA Oedipus The King
Creon, can you find the oracle for me? The people are restless and want answers. Sure, I’m on it.
I found him, abnormally fast. Oracle, I want to know what I can do to help my people. Do you have any ideas bro? Hey man, find who killed the old king. It’ll solve everything mannnn.
Really, that’s it? No dragon slaying, no coming back home and make Poseidon happy? Fine, you muggle. That’s it dude. I saw this all in a dream I had, but it wasn’t a dream you know, I was awake. It was far out man.
She sounds like my mother. Ugh. Whatever. I need to find this shepherd guy. Husband that is oddly sixteen years younger than I! Do not worry about what the oracle said. You are from a different kingdom!
How dare thee tell me my mother looks like a horse! I shall smite thee with my sword of this era! Ha, good sir! Hey, you! I have had too much mead and your mother looks like a horse! How does that make you feel, young sir? Ah! I am have been slain by a young sir that looks a lot like myself back in the day!
I think this is the guy I need to find. Amazing, I just asked this man called Google, he had billions of people that could have been.
K Thanks Dude. I have old people to threaten I AM SO HAPPY I COULD DIE. High King! Polybus has died! Your father is dead. He died after seeing a son-mother marriage. Really peculiar, actually.
Google told me that you are the one that delivered me to Polybus and his old lady. Who are my real parents. If you do not tell me, I will murder you. Fine. You are…..
Woah, woah, what in the world has happened??? Creon! Kill me! I have lain with my own mother! I could not see it any longer. That is why my eyes are gone! We must let the oracle know what has happened. He will decide what to do.