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Giggles and Chuckles

Giggles and Chuckles. Done by: Ron and Xavier. It’s RIDDLES time!. The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?. Answer: There are 2 T's in THAT !. What goes up, but never comes down? Answer: Your age !. Why do bicycles fall over?

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Giggles and Chuckles

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  1. GigglesandChuckles Done by: Ron and Xavier

  2. It’s RIDDLES time!

  3. The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that? Answer: There are 2 T's in THAT!

  4. What goes up, but never comes down? Answer: Your age!

  5. Why do bicycles fall over? Answer: Because they are two-tired ( too tired ) !

  6. What is the shortest month? Answer: May, it only has three letters

  7. What is a Cheerleader's favourite food? Answer: Cheerios!

  8. When’s the best time to buy a bird? Answer: When its going “cheep cheep”(cheap) http://beststockpictures.toinspire.in/index.php?level=picture&id=3213

  9. Why don’t leopards cheat in exams? Answer: Because they know they will be spotted. http://www.santabanta.com/photos/leopards/15504000.htm

  10. How did the computer criminal get out of jail? Answer: He pressed the escape key. http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-113976463/stock-vector-computer-crime-criminal-using-computer-to-commit-crime-the-illustration-is-in-versions-no.html

  11. If I’m standing at the North Pole, facing the South Pole and East is on my left, what’s on my right hand? Answer: My fingers http://www.mrwallpaper.com/wallpapers/new_tn2s/Funny-Fingers_tn2.jpg

  12. Miss Wong: You’re late again, What’s your excuse this time?Xavier: I ran here so fast, I didn’t have time to think of one today. Speech joke http://www.bible.ca/marriage/f-parenting-raising-kids.htm

  13. Now, let’s read a entertaining pictorial joke! According to the Longman Dictionary, pictorial means: using or relating to paintings, drawings, or photographs

  14. Hey, what happened to the lady? Continued on the next slide…..

  15. …..This is what had happened!

  16. Finally, let’s go on to the Knock-Knock joke.

  17. Presenters: Knock, knock? ( You ) Audience: Who's there? Presenters: Nobel ( You ) Audience: Nobel who? Presenters: No bell, that's why I knocked!

  18. Presenters: Knock, knock.Audience: Who’s there?Presenters: Ya.Audience: Yawho?Presenters: Wow. You sure are excited to see me! http://www.funology.com/knock-knock-jokes/

  19. Presenters: Knock, knock.Audience: Who’s there?Presenters: Hoo.Audience: Hoowho?Presenters: Are you an owl?

  20. Credits • http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/riddles.php • robert.foo.my • crazydayscrazynightsblog.blogspot.com • www.shutterstock.com • vecto.rs • http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/knockknock.php

  21. It’s Q and A time!

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