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Giggles and Chuckles. By: Brian Lim Yen Sing Soo Yu Xuan. Joke 1 . Where do orcas hear music?. Answer: Orca- stras ! (Orchestra). Joke 2 . What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?. Answer: B (bee). Joke 3 .
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Giggles and Chuckles By: Brian Lim Yen Sing Soo Yu Xuan
Joke 1 Where do orcas hear music? Answer: Orca-stras! (Orchestra)
Joke 2 What letter can hurt you if it gets too close? Answer: B (bee)
Joke 3 There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll? Answer:Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Joke 4 What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Answer: Ant-elopes!
Joke 5 Why did the little bird get in trouble at school? Answer: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Joke 6 What should you wish if there is 50 zombies outside your house? Answer: Wish that it is Halloween!
Joke 7 What do you call a cow in a tornado? Answer: A milkshake!
Joke 8 Why was the cat afraid of a tree? Answer: Because of the bark!
Joke 9 Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? Answer: They wear snow caps.
Joke 10 What room does a ghost not need? Answer: A living room!
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant ? Joke 11 Answer : swimming trunks + =
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You mean you do not know your name? Joke 12
Joke 13 What kind of flower has lips? Answer: Two-lips (Tulips)
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