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I wish I’d used your product, after I’d shaved my bitsThen I wouldn’t be all scaly and covered in red zits!And when I use my buzzy, I should have put some there,It doesn’t make me itchy, or stain my underwear!My man wanted some loving, but I was feeling a bit of a prude,So he gave me a rubbing with this, and then I was in the mood!It makes me moist and slippy, and it’s got a real nice pong,And even though he thinks he’s hard, he likes it on his dong!When I’ve been sunbathing, it makes my skin feel nice,It’s soothing and it shows my tan, and it’s a reasonable price.At bathtime or at bedtime it glides across my bumps,And when us girlies check our boobs, it helps us feel for lumps! POEM REASONS TO BUY! •Doesn’t stain • Isn’t greasy • Only lightly perfumed • To moisturise after a shower • To prevent bikini shave rash • To add to bath without danger of slipping • To restore your skin after tattooing • Gives sexy sheen to suntanned skin • For body massage • To ease sunburn and rehydrate skin • For use with vibes • Non allergenic • A little bit goes a long way Ann Summers Love Oil is available to order from Party Plan