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The Joys Of Aggregating One Trillion Tiny Transactions

The Joys Of Aggregating One Trillion Tiny Transactions. Wha?. Why so many? Why care about it? What you can do about it?. It’s not an ice cream. 1,000 functions x 10 bits of joy x 1,000,000 people x 100 visits = 1 Trilliooo,ooo,ooo,oon. Do 1,000 Things

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The Joys Of Aggregating One Trillion Tiny Transactions

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  1. The Joys Of Aggregating One Trillion Tiny Transactions

  2. Wha? • Why so many? • Why care about it? • What you can do about it? Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  3. It’s not an ice cream Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  4. 1,000 functions x 10 bits of joy x 1,000,000 people x 100 visits = 1 Trilliooo,ooo,ooo,oon Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  5. Do 1,000 Things • Load, readable, fast, clear,register, privacy, email, spam,browsers, operating systems,resolutions, countries, languages, skills… • 0.8 chances Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  6. 10 Bits of Joy • $chillings • Savings • Smile • Safe • Sex Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  7. 1,000,000 People • Users are for loosers • Customers are your mother dammit! • “We are all different” Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  8. 100 Visits • 3.14159 x cheaper • “Come back!” • Learning, Boredom, Competition Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  9. 1,000,000,000,000 Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  10. “Jumpin java beans Mick, that sounds like a lotta work?” Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  11. PonderFodder 1 • Tangible • Reliable • Responsive • Assurance • Empathy Train Rides Really Are Excellent Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  12. PonderFodder 2 • PreYou PostYou • On-ramps & Off-ramps Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

  13. Thanks! • mick@tangler.com • 02 9212 6065 Mick Liubinskas Monday, October 8, 2007

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