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What I am as a “Digital Creature”. By Emily Gordon. Some people like to only post flattering photos online. I don’t really care. These are some of my facebook statuses:. They are usually vague, comedic ( sorta ), or informational. I don’t make statuses like:
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What I am as a “Digital Creature” By Emily Gordon
Some people like to only post flattering photos online. I don’t really care.
These are some of my facebook statuses: They are usually vague, comedic (sorta), or informational. I don’t make statuses like: -”Got so drunk last night, omgggg” -”Relationships are so hard, fmlll” -”High as shiiiit (:” -”I have the best bf in the world” -”Don’t you hate it when someone is two faced, like grow the fuck up omggg” Even though I can relate to most of these things, these are all examples of personal/incriminating/just plain annoying statuses that all 500 or however many of your facebook friends don’t need or want to see. • “YO HOMIES. don't text me! i can't receive texts, only calls. my screen is completely broken, making my cellphone solely a telephone. thanxguizzz” • “catheter show was sick fuck ya” • “ydoes there have to be so many bars in my neighborhood there never fails to be drunk people yelling on the street until 2am or so.” • “what a long strange trip it has been...”
I like downloading music online. I also like finding new music online.
I am not really much of a digital creature. • I see technology as a convenience but not as essential to human life • In fact I see it as one of the main factors of humanity’s decline • I think we should all go live in the woods or some shit.
Bibliography • http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Satanic_Warmaster/989 • http://www.amazon.com/Lurker-Chalice/dp/B000A2H76I • http://www.musicnewsculture.com/wolves-in-throne-room-two-hunters-on-tour/08/2007/ • http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Skagos/3540257233 • http://www.mccullagh.org/image/10d-13/muir-woods-mossy-ferns.html • Images of myself are from facebook