The aim of this talk is to confuse you even more with names for an ape in front of a computer screen.

From Königsberg to Kew requirements analyst computer programmer database programmer web (UI) programmer end-user programmer test author tester technical author

From Königsberg to Kew computer developer

Data mining Direct data: what you bought Indirect data: social circle indicates likely to repay loan just applied for eighth credit card…

Data mining – MIT example New model of disease contagion ranks U.S. airports in terms of their spreading influence Airports in New York, Los Angeles and Honolulu are judged likeliest to play a significant role in the growth of a pandemic.

Data mining – NSA example

Text mining however… Frankly, there is not a lot of moneyin finding loesicoUisand correcting it to lœsicollis

What a computer used to look like

The aim of this talk is to confuse you even more with names for an ape in front of a computer screen.

The aim of this talk is to confuse you even more with names for an ape in front of a computer screen.

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Family (dis ) harmony in front of the computer screen

Aim: Even More Circular Motion

Aim of this Talk

Delivering a talk in front of a mass audience

What kind of front is this?

This is not an opening talk

THIS IS A COMPUTER

Composition of a Desktop Computer with a CRT screen

This is a test screen

The Aim of this Presentation

PowerPoint An extra lesson to provide you with even more valuable computer skills

What is this piece of paper in front of me?

Aim: What is a front?

What type of front is this?

This is a talk on

This is an example of a bad talk

The aim of this investigations is:

The aim of this presentation

This presentation is for those who work consistently in front of computer

The title of the talk can even be much longer than this

This is an example of a bad talk

The aim of this project