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MORALE

MORALE. IF PEOPLE CRITICISE YOU, HURT YOU, OR SHOUT AT YOU, DON’T BE BOTHERED JUST REMEMBER. “IN EVERY GAME AUDIENCE MAKE THE NOISE, NOT THE PLAYERS!!. A NICE FACT OF MONEY. I MET MONEY AND SAID YOU ARE JUST PIECE OF PAPER. MONEY SMILED AND SAID OF COURSE,

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MORALE

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  1. MORALE IF PEOPLE CRITICISE YOU, HURT YOU, OR SHOUT AT YOU, DON’T BE BOTHERED JUST REMEMBER. “IN EVERY GAME AUDIENCE MAKE THE NOISE, NOT THE PLAYERS!!

  2. A NICE FACT OF MONEY I MET MONEY AND SAID YOU ARE JUST PIECE OF PAPER. MONEY SMILED AND SAID OF COURSE, BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN A DUST BIN YET IN MY LIFE.

  3. ALPAHABET ‘A’ THE MOST USED ALPHABET ‘A’ DOES NOT APPEAR IN SPELLING OF 1 TO 999, IT APPEARS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 1000 & CONTINUES FOR EVER. MORALE IS SUCCESS REQUIRES PATIENCE

  4. JOKES AND CHOKES

  5. SARDARJI KO MAJA AYA • SARDARJI TO HER WIFE: APNI SHADI HUE 15 SAAL HO GAYE BATAO TUMHEIN ITNE SAALON MEIN KAB MAZAA AAYA ? • SARDARNI: CHADO JI US DIN AAP LUDHIANA GAYE THEIN.

  6. CHATRI REPAIR • EK LADKI CHATRI REPAIR KARANE GAI. • DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA HOGA. • LADKI BOLI JO MARJI WO KARO PAR EK DROP ANDER NAHIN AANA CHAAHIE.

  7. WIFE COMPLAINT • WIFE READS A BOOK & COMPLAINS TO HER HUSBAND “ A BULL FUCK 300 TIMES A YEAR AND YOU DON’T EVEN DO 1/ 4TH OF THAT”. • HUSBAND SAYS, “ DOES IT SAY THAT IT FUCKS THE SAME COW”.

  8. HOLE SALE BUISNESS • A LITTLE GIRL ASKED TO CALL GIRL: AUNTY, YOU HAVE CAR, BUNGLOW, NAUKAR CHAKAR AND GOOD BALANCE. WHAT IS YOUR BUISNESS ? • CALL GIRL: BUS EK CHOTA SA “ HOLE- SALE” KA BUISNESS HAI.

  9. BANGLA SAHIB • SANTA ASKS TAXI DRIVER : BANGLA SAHIB JAOGE ? • TAXI DRIVER : HAN JI BILKUL • SANTA NE JEB SE POLYTHENE NIKALI AUR KAHA “ WAPSI MEIN MERE LIYE LUNGER LE AANA !!

  10. COMMERCE KI BHASA • EK COMMERCE KI LADKI KAISE GAALI DEGI? • SAALE BOUNCED CHEQUE, DHARTI PE LIABILITY, PEDAISHI BAD DEBT, INSOLVEENTADMI, ITNA MARUNGI KI BALANCE SHEET TALLY NAHIN HOGI

  11. BANIYE KA SAPNA • EK BANIYE KO SAPNE MEIN KISI LADKI NE CHAPPAL MARI, DOOSRE DIN BANIYE NE AAPNA BANK A/ C BAND KARA DIYA. B’ COZ • BANK MEIN LIKHA THA “HUM APKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT MEIN BADAL DENGE”.

  12. A TECHNICAL QUESTION • WHERE DO YOU FIND MANGOES…? • NO, IT IS NOT ON MANGO TREE. • CONTD

  13. TECHNICAL QUESTION • FRUIT SHOP. • NO WRONG. • ANS IS

  14. TECHNICAL QUESTION • WHERE EVER WOMANgoes PEECHE PEECHE MAN GOES !!

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