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Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes. What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?. A “Pointsetter”. What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?. Merry Christmas to “EWE”!. Where do mistletoe go to become famous?. “Holly” wood.

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Christmas Jokes

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  1. Christmas Jokes

  2. What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A “Pointsetter”

  3. What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to “EWE”!

  4. Where do mistletoe go to become famous? “Holly” wood

  5. What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas Light You light me up!

  6. What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet!

  7. Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini Vans!

  8. How does a cow say Merry Christmas? “MOOOw-y” Christmas

  9. What does Scooby-doo sing at Christmas ? Scooby Bells, Scooby Bells, Scooby All the way,Oh what fun it Is to eat with Shaggy all the way HEY

  10. What do you call Santa Claus's dog? Santa Paws

  11. Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

  12. The End

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