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FITNESS QUIZ. To question1. Question 1. How many calories is recommended that a fully grown human male should consume daily. 1980kcal 2550kcal 2630kcal 793.3kcal. WRONG!!!. YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN.
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FITNESS QUIZ To question1
Question 1 How many calories is recommended that a fully grown human male should consume daily. • 1980kcal • 2550kcal • 2630kcal • 793.3kcal
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME)
CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question A FULLY GROWN MALE HUMAN REQUIRES 2550KCAL A DAY.
Question 2 What is BMI • Bacon, mayonnaise, and Italian bread • Body Mass Intake • Body Mass Index • Burn My Igloo
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME) DID YOU CLICK ON THE IGLOO!
CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question BMI STANDS FOR BODY MASS INDEX.
Question 3 What is the definition of a calorie? • The energy needed to raise the temperature of water through 1 °C • The energy needed to raise the temperature of water through 2 °C • The capital of Lithuania • The energy needed to raise the temperature of water through 3 °C
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME)
CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question A calorie is the energy needed to raise the temperature of water through 1°C. Now go see who cares one bit. Your parents don’t really care they just don’t want to hurt your feelings so don’t go to them.
Question 4 Fitness activities reduce the risk of… • Health problems • Apocalypse • Loneliness • Your parents hating you
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME)
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME) Your parents might hate you because you don’t get involved in fitness activities but how would I know.
CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question
Question 5 Which country is the most obese in Europe? • France • Austria • England • Greece
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME)
CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question It’s England take a bow fatso.
Question 6 Which of these drinks doesn’t stimulate your heart and central nervous system. • Coffee • Tea • Red Bull • Triple distilled vodka
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME) HOW DID YOU END UP HERE THIS IS A MONUMENTAL FAILURE WELL DONE.
CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question
Question 7 Which of these sports is most dangerous? • Street luging • Boxing • Judo • Curling
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CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question Well done you’ve managed to get one right street luging is the most dangerous sport on the list as it is a sport in which you lay down on a skateboard and avoid getting run over by cars.
Question 8 What activity uses the most calories? • Bowling • Gardening • Archery • Rowing
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CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question Rowing burns 280 calories every half hour.
Question 9 Which of these is not a category of activity recommended to people ages 5-18? • Bone strengthening exercises • Stomach strengthening • Aerobic • Muscle strengthening exercises
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME)
CORRECT!! OKAY YOU GOT A QUESTION RIGHT WHOOP DI DO LA DI DA WHO CARES. Next question
Question 10 What is the definition if aerobic exercise? • Hard exercise • The art of flipping pancakes whilst jumping off buildings in a balaclava made of goat skin. • Exercise that increases the need for oxygen • Trampolining for four straight hours whilst shooting arrows at prince Phillip.
WRONG!!! YOU’VE LET ME DOWN, YOU’VE LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN AND MOST OF ALL YOU’VE LET YOURSELF DOWN. TRY AGAIN (AND DON’T DISSAPOINT ME)
CONGRATUALTIONS ON COMPLETING THE QUIZ!! Congratulations you utter genius you now have the same understanding of fitness as Eric Pickles. I hope your proud of yourself because nobody else is .