The Ruru

1. New Zealand’s Most noble bird? The Ruru

2. The Ruru New Zealand’s Most noble bird? ??

3. The Ruru New Zealand’s Most noble bird? ??????????? ???????????? ????????????

4. ?

5. NO.

6. Not Noble

7. Not Noble Not a Bird

8. Not Noble Not a Bird Creepy

9. Bit of A dick Not Noble Not a Bird Creepy

10. Doesn’t look and sound like a New Zealander Bit of A dick Not Noble Not a Bird Creepy

11. Noble • Pronunciation:/ˈnəʊb(ə)l/ • adjective (nobler, noblest) • 1 belonging by rank, title, or birth to the aristocracy • 2 having or showing fine personal qualities or high moral principles:the promotion of human rights was a noble aspiration • of imposing or magnificent size or appearance • of excellent or superior quality noun • 1 (especially in former times ) a person of noble rank or birth • 2 historical a former English gold coin first issued in 1351

12. Is this ‘Noble’ Behaviour?

14. What about this?

16. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly

17. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly 2 A non creepy animal, that is not afraid to show its face during the day, as it has nothing to hide.

18. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly 2 A non creepy animal, that is not afraid to show its face during the day, as it has nothing to hide. 3 It does not eat mammals, such as mice and rats.

19. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly 2 A non creepy animal, that is not afraid to show its face during the day, as it has nothing to hide. 3 It does not eat mammals, such as mice and rats. That would be fucked up

20. Is this ‘Birdlike’ Behaviour?

22. - The Ruru can rotate its head 270 degrees

23. The Ruru can rotate its head 270 degrees That is some creepy exorcism shit

24. The Ruru can rotate its head 270 degrees That is some creepy exorcism shit • The Ruru calls out at night asking for… MORE PORK

25. That is because the Ruru is not only not noble……

26. BUT NOT A BIRD…

27. BUT NOT A BIRD…

28. BUT NOT A BIRD… Catpork

29. And he has most un-noble intentions…..

30. And he has most un-noble intentions….. It’s all about furthering the selfish Ruru’s Musical Theatre career…

32. It won’t be pretty.

33. WARNING

34. WARNING EXPLOSIVE NEW EVIDENCE

35. WARNING EXPLOSIVE NEW EVIDENCE May blow the shit out of your mind, and/or offend the bejesus out of you…

38. Don't get mad at Sarah...... Get mad at the RURU!

40. This is not noble. Or a Bird

41. This is not noble. Or a Bird Or even normal

42. The Ruru…

43. GENERAL ASSHOLE

44. GENERAL ASSHOLE NOT NOBLE

45. I WIN.

46. I WIN. THE END