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GET YOUR DEGREE THROUGH THE U.S. PRISON SYSTEM!. STEP ONE: COMMIT A CRIME. I wonder if BYU will accept me…. STEP TWO: GO TO JAIL. WOOHOO!!! ALRIGHT! FINALLY IN PRISON!. STEP THREE: STUDY THROUGH VARIOUS EDUCATION PROGRAMS!.
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STEP ONE: COMMIT A CRIME I wonder if BYU will accept me…
STEP TWO: GO TO JAIL WOOHOO!!! ALRIGHT! FINALLY IN PRISON!
STEP THREE: STUDY THROUGH VARIOUS EDUCATION PROGRAMS! This is great! I don’t even have to pay a dime for this! Thanks tax-paying, law-abiding citizens! I’ve been accepted in Harvard Business School online?! Niiiice!
You’re on your way to a successful life! That looks like they guy who robbed me!!