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Reuben and Rachel —Parodies. Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking What the heck have you been drinking? Looks like water, tastes like wine Oh, my gosh, it's turpentine I've got a dog; his name is Rover He's a very clever pup He will stand upon his hind legs If you hold his front legs up
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Reuben and Rachel—Parodies • Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking • What the heck have you been drinking? • Looks like water, tastes like wine • Oh, my gosh, it's turpentine • I've got a dog; his name is Rover • He's a very clever pup • He will stand upon his hind legs • If you hold his front legs up • Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking • What a silly world this would be • If the monkeys lived in houses • And we swung from tree to tree
Reuben and Rachel—Parodies (Page 2) • Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking • What a funny world this would be • If jet planes lived in apartments • And we flew across the sea. • There's no need to light a night light • On a light night like tonight -- • For a night light's light is slight light • When the moonlight's white and bright