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“You Complete Me”. A Play in One Act. “You Complete Me” – A Play in One Act. Since my baby left me, I’ve had such a hole in my heart, er , I mean, my 3p orbital . . . . :. . . :. Cl H. :. Gosh, I hate vacancies more than a hotel manager. How can I fill up this one
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“You Complete Me” A Play in One Act
“You Complete Me” – A Play in One Act Since my baby left me, I’ve had such a hole in my heart, er, I mean, my 3p orbital . . . : . . : Cl H :
Gosh, I hate vacancies more than a hotel manager. How can I fill up this one in my 1s orbital? : . . : Cl H :
Hey Buddy! : . . : ClH :
Pipe Down! I’m trying to pine over here! : . . : ClH :
Why? What’s wrong? : . . : ClH :
Vacant orbital . . . [sigh] : . . : ClH :
Poor guy. Me too. : . . : ClH :
See any wimpy metals around? I’d love to steal an electron. : . . : ClH :
No such luck. : . . : ClH :
But wait! Here’s a thought. How about we share? : . . : ClH :
Can we make that work? : . . : ClH :
Oh, yeah. I had a cousin who used to do it all the time. : . . : ClH :
But we have to mix orbitals. You cool with that? : . . : ClH :
Whatever I have to do! : . . : ClH :
Here goes, then . . . : . . : ClH :
: . . : H Cl :
Not Bad! : . . : Cl H :
Yeah, but you’re hogging. : : : Cl H :
You sure? : : : ClH :
I’m positive! Well, partially positive at least. : . . : Cl H d+ d- :