“You Complete Me”

1. “You Complete Me” A Play in One Act

2. “You Complete Me” – A Play in One Act Since my baby left me, I’ve had such a hole in my heart, er, I mean, my 3p orbital . . . : . . : Cl H :

3. Gosh, I hate vacancies more than a hotel manager. How can I fill up this one in my 1s orbital? : . . : Cl H :

4. Hey Buddy! : . . : ClH :

5. Pipe Down! I’m trying to pine over here! : . . : ClH :

6. Why? What’s wrong? : . . : ClH :

7. Vacant orbital . . . [sigh] : . . : ClH :

8. Poor guy. Me too. : . . : ClH :

9. See any wimpy metals around? I’d love to steal an electron. : . . : ClH :

10. No such luck. : . . : ClH :

11. But wait! Here’s a thought. How about we share? : . . : ClH :

12. Can we make that work? : . . : ClH :

13. Oh, yeah. I had a cousin who used to do it all the time. : . . : ClH :

14. But we have to mix orbitals. You cool with that? : . . : ClH :

15. Whatever I have to do! : . . : ClH :

16. Here goes, then . . . : . . : ClH :

17. : . . : H Cl :

18. Not Bad! : . . : Cl H :

19. Yeah, but you’re hogging. : : : Cl H :

20. You sure? : : : ClH :

21. I’m positive! Well, partially positive at least. : . . : Cl H d+ d- :