Honey and Vinegar Realty America's Most Valued Properties

1. Honey and Vinegar RealtyAmerica's Most Valued Properties Whether you are seeking residential, commercial, or simply an excellent site for new real estate development, we are selling properties guaranteed to be America's hottest selling real estate. By Brad Baird Michael Johansson Misty Orullian

2. Honey and Vinegar RealtyAmerica's Most Valued Properties • The National Debt reached 14 Trillion in 2010. • The Economy was in full recession. • The jobless rate was at its highest since the 1970s. • Legislators and the National Council of Economic Advsiors Concluded that the best way to cut the debt was to sell of assets deemed unessential to the national interest. • The new motto of the US Congress is: • “Don't Worry! It is legal now.”

3. National Debt (1940-2010)

4. Honey and Vinegar RealtyAmerica's Most Valued Properties • As of August 02, 2011 and in accordance with the US House Resolution 666, the federal government of the United States of America authorized the selling of certain assets. • In an attempt to cut the national debt, the United States Departments of the Treasury and Interiors were authorized to retain real estate contractor for the disposal of real estate and properties. • Honey and Vinegar Realty, in a competitive public bidding process, were accepted as one of ten official agents who are authorized to broker the sale of six real estate properties.

5. Statue of Liberty • “Thanks France, but you can have it back.” • Features: • Iconic Statue that is a symbolism of freedom. Free us from the debt? 3.5 million visitors a year Thousands of people daily You may think she is priceless. We think she's worth 200 billion!!! You can make money off her buy the tourism.

7. The White House “The American dream can now be yours” Features: 55,000 Square Feet. 132 rooms. 6 Stories. 35 bathrooms. 2-Level Basement. 28 fireplaces.

8. Perfect for Entertaining: • Kings, Queens • Ministers of the Crown • Pop Stars • Easter-Egg Hunts • Christmas Tree Lightings • Gracious East Wing Ballroom. • Private Family Quarters • Cozy Themed Drawing Rooms • Oval-Shaped Office • West Wing Office Space

9. Tennis Courts Bowling Alley Movie Theater Jogging Track Swimming Pool Putting Green Rose Garden Property Sold As-Is Some scorch marks still visible on the Portico (pictured above) from the War of 1812 when the British burned the White House on August 24, 1812 during the invasion of Washington. Price: $250,000,000,000.00

10. “Not just secret, Area 51” • Features: • Secluded in the southern region of Nevada. Located just 83 miles north northwest of downtown Las Vegas. • This rectangle 23 miles by 25 miles big. • All the air space surrounding Area 51 is restricted. Area 51

12. Permanently off limits to citizens and normal military air traffic. • The base does not appear on any U.S. map.

13. In need of a Layer? • Includes: • Access to all seven runways • All buildings and security offices. • Unmatched privacy. • Access to all 59 buildings. • 23 individual hangars.

14. Asking price: $150,000,000,000 O.B.O. • Does not include any existing technology or weapons. Also no aliens, not to say there is… • Feel free to use this base as your very own layer to create as mischief as your heart desires. Remember, closed to everyone.

15. Golden Gate Bridge • Want to be a troll? Come buy our Golden Gate Bridge for $100 billion. • Charge $5 dollars each time somebody wants to pass or visit. • Nine million visits are estimated each year • As of 1937 to 2011 there has been 1,929,896,448 vehicles who has crossed this bridge.

16. Golden Gate Bridge • Make even more money off of the beautiful photography.

18. Alcatraz “Alcatraz: look how Australia turned out” Own your own ecosystem right in the middle of San Francisco Bay, which includes spectacular views of the the Golden Gate Bridge, The Bay Bridge, Downtown San Francisco and the City of Oakland. Only 1.5 miles of water between you and your nearest neighbor. Price: USD$10,000,000,000.00 OSHA Notice: Because this property is a post-industrial property that includes both housing and manufacturing space, you must meet basic OSHA requirements for safety and security. In addition, you will be required to continually maintain and operate the Island's lighthouse to keep ships from wrecking on your shores.

19. Alcatraz's Spectacular Natural Habitat Own your own private island ecosystem and wildlife habitat. Cisterns - believed to be an important site for California slender salamanders. Cliff Tops - important to nesting and roosting birds. The Powerhouse - steep embankment for native grass and creeping wild rye support a habitat for deer mice. Tide pool Complex - contains unidentified invertebrate species and marine algae. Western cliffs - rising to heights of nearly 100 feet, they provide nesting and roosting sites for sea birds including pigeon guillemots, cormorants, Heermann's Gulls and Western Gulls. Harbor seals can occasionally be seen on a small beach at the base. Parade Grounds - the area has become a habitat and breeding ground for black-crowned night herons, western gulls, slender salamanders and deer mice. Agave Path - trail named for its dense growth of agave. Located atop a shoreline bulkhead on the south side, it provides a nesting habitat for night herons.

20. Prime Feature: 450-Bed Guest Facility Bathouse Kitchens Private Power Source Perfect for Weekend Entertaining and Private Events

21. NASA Space Shuttle(Recently Mothballed Space Flight System) “Walking on the moon is that much closer” • We're having a fire sale – everything must go! • For a mere $1,000,000,000,000.00, this marvelous space payload delivery system can be yours. The system includes: • Modular Rocket Launch Pad. • Orbital Spacecraft. • Re-entry SpacePlane. • Modular Add-Ons.

22. Special Features • Carry people and payload such as satellites or space station parts into low Earth orbit, into the Earth's upper atmosphere or thermosphere. • Requires five to seven crew members rode in the orbiter. • Typical payload capacity is approximately 22,700 kilograms (50,000 lb), but could be increased depending on the choice of launch configuration. • Carries large cargo bay with doors that opened along the length of its top, unique among spacecraft and makes possible the deployment of large payload like satellites.

23. Graceland • “The Kings throne”

24. Features • One of the most visited homes in America with over 600,000 visitors a year. • Home of the late Elvis Presley, the king of rock’n roll. Also where the king died. • The mansion includes 23 rooms with 8 bedrooms and bathrooms. Fieldstone wall surrounding the grounds, a pool, recording studio, racquetball court, and the famous jungle room.

25. Jungle room

26. What $100,000,000,000 gets you • All memorabilia in Graceland. Including the museum and Elvis artifacts, the LisaMarie jetliner and Elvis’ extensive auto collection. • Elvis’ shooting range. • Horse stables • bar • Also all the rights to Graceland. • Asking Price: $100,000,000,000 O.B.O.

27. Conclusion • Because of this new resolution, the federal government can now sell of its valuable assets for a substantial income. • This resolution will decrease our debt while stimulating interest in our country. • You can thank your congressman and women by writing or calling.

28. John Boehner • H-232 The Capitol • Washington, DC 20515 • Phone: (202) 225-0600 • Fax: (202) 225-5117

29. Harry Reid • 22 Hart Senate Office Bldg • Washington, DC 20510 • Phone: 202-224-3542 • Fax: 202-224-7327

30. Nancy Pelosi • 235 Cannon HOB • Washington, D.C. 20515 • Phone: (202) 225-4965