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Algebra Jokes

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Algebra Jokes

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  1. Algebra Jokes Q: Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept? A: She thought she'd be stung by the b. Q: Who invented algebra? A: A Clever X-pert. Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros Q: What does Algebra and my dick have in common? A: They're both hard for you. Q: Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? A: It's too cubed. Q: What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA A: Parabolas (pair of bolas) Q: What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom? A: The quadratic formal. Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? A: Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector.

  2. Q: Why is an algebra book always unhappy? A: Because it always has lots of problems. Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! Q: What is purple and commutative? A: An abelian grape Q. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks? A. A line. Q: Why did the relation need a math tutor? A: It failed the vertical-line test. Q: How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit? A: By using a cod-ratic inequality. Q: Why did the imaginary number turn red? A: It ran out of i-drops. Q: What does the little mermaid wear? A: An algae-bra.

  3. Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? A: By completing the scare. Q: What is a proof? A: One-half percent of alcohol. Q: What did algebra math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems! Q: What is the definition of a polar bear? A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation Q: Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other? A: They were core-relations. Q: Why was the matrix arrested? A: Illegal entry. Source : Jokes

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