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A Proposal to Purchase Uniforms

A Proposal to Purchase Uniforms. Necessary to the well-being Of all OZ Citizens. Last Year’s Snow. Everyone here remembers last year when snow appeared in OZ. Unprecedented precipitation. Promised reoccurrence. Ozma Finds Delightful.

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A Proposal to Purchase Uniforms

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  1. A Proposal to Purchase Uniforms Necessary to the well-being Of all OZ Citizens

  2. Last Year’s Snow. Everyone here remembers last year when snow appeared in OZ. • Unprecedented precipitation. • Promised reoccurrence.

  3. Ozma Finds Delightful. Because Ozma, our beloved empress, found the snow delightful she vowed to order it up yearly on the anniversary of the first appearance

  4. Temperatures are Dipping. Ominous Weather. Prediction!!! WARNING!!! Sensitive and Delicate Committee Members are asked to shield their eyes before we display the next slide.

  5. Oordharkfus. Oordharkfus Drafted to Clear Snow

  6. Society for the Preservation of Couture. Asked: Could cast-off uniforms be used?

  7. Gatekeeper’s Guild. • Unfortunately, according to our contract with the Gatekeeper’s Guild: “The Gatekeeper’s uniform shall be supplied in a new and pristine fashion and in appropriate city colors by the governing city committee, upon commencement of services. Though the Gatekeeper is responsible for laundering and maintaining his uniform, said uniform shall be replaced whenever a rip, tear or other stain is detected. Under no circumstances may anyone other than a Certified Gatekeeper in good standing with the Gatekeeper’s Guild be allowed to wear said uniform.”

  8. A Compromise. This coverall is only one of many possible solutions … but one we feel to be most advantageous to. • Ordharkfus’s need for “breathing room.” • The needs of the rest of the citizenry.

  9. Thank You! Respectfully submitted by the coalition of the: • Department of Visual Health • Bureau of Appropriate Fashion • Society for the Preservation of Couture • For more information, please visit http://www.cybersecretary.com/

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