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Why Aj Why?

Why Aj Why?. Have you seen this guy?. WAS. Now. All That is man. All that is not man. Awesomenessness. Awesome- : terrific, extraordinary, great, Women- Like men but physically less superior, they have vaginas and periods, also they are the archenemy of awesomenessness

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Why Aj Why?

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  1. Why Aj Why?

  2. Have you seen this guy?

  3. WAS

  4. Now

  5. All That is man

  6. All that is not man

  7. Awesomenessness • Awesome- : terrific, extraordinary, great, • Women- Like men but physically less superior, they have vaginas and periods, also they are the archenemy of awesomenessness • So to remain awesome don’t spend too much time with women

  8. Change….What is it good for? • Change-to undergo transformation, transition, or substitution; to make radically different One must wonder why would you change things when everything is going great? Food for thought FEAR CHANGE!!!

  9. Things used to be awesome • You might even say………

  10. Lock it Up

  11. YESSS!!!!!

  12. NO! God NO! NOOOOOOO!

  13. Don’t you want to see this face?

  14. Not this one!

  15. Ten worst things to happen. Ever! • Aj spit in my face • Michael Jackson dies • Stubbed my ingrown toenail • Black people • Bear attacks • When the lid of my dip went pod and I had to pull over • When tyler brought an Asian friend over • When aj got a girlfriend and started bailing on brett and the ducks game (up 372 spots from 2008) • Black people…. Again • The song “hey there delilah”

  16. The Figgity Facts • Fact- all women are sluts. “except our moms” • Fact- girlfriends suck the fun out of men • Fact- Dip Rocks! Sex(with different women) Rocks! • Fact-Aj miller made iowa’s QB cry. What UP • Fact-When I hop up in the club I turn my swag on and say whaats up whats up • Fact-We are missing ducks games • Fact- You need to stop throwing the munster out there • Fact-Fun, dipping, not hiding your farts, testosterone levels, awesomeness, and life rocking, have all gone down lately • Fact- While,# interacial relationships,# cat owners, sheri’s feelings for you, you bailing on me, florida’s record, and # of gay people, have all risen in the last month and show signs of continued increase unless something is changed

  17. Dude! Get your shit together! TCOB

  18. OR ELSE!!!!!!

  19. FACE!!!!!!

  20. Key Points • The fun and dip levels need to go up! • As well as number of times brett gets bailed on needs to go down • Aj needs to pick up the awesome • Brett is really bored and put 2 hours into this

  21. Closing thoughs

  22. All Day Every Day • Cheddar baby

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