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Limericks. There was an Old Man of Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, called Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. - Anonymous.
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There was an Old Man of NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.His daughter, called Nan,Ran away with a man,And as for the bucket, Nantucket.- Anonymous
There was a Young Lady whose chinResembled the point of a pin:So she had it made sharp,And purchased a harp,And played several tunes with her chin.- Edward Lear
There once was a fellow named Tim (A) whose dad never taught him to swim. (A) He fell off a dock (B) and sunk like a rock. (B) And that was the end of him. (A)
There was an old man from Peru, (A) da DUM dada DUM dada DUM (3 DUMS) • who dreamed he was eating his shoe. (A) da DUM dada DUM dada DUM (3 DUMS) • He awoke in the night (B)da DUM dada DUM (2 DUMS) • with a terrible fright, (B)dada DUM dada DUM (2 DUMS) • and found out that it was quite true. (A) da DUM dada DUM dada DUM (3 DUMS)
Hint, hint There once was a lad in 9th grade Who thought that he had it all made But assignments were dots And zeroes, he’d lots Next year in the 9th grade he stayed