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Welcome to the Fourth Cohort’s. POP QUIZ! by Paul Miller (Required for Graduation). Question # 1:. According to Erin Akins, the squeaky wheel gets what? A: The grease. B: The early bird. C: The worm. D: Extra credit. Question # 1:.
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Welcome to the Fourth Cohort’s POP QUIZ! by Paul Miller (Required for Graduation)
Question # 1: According to Erin Akins, the squeaky wheel gets what? A: The grease. B: The early bird. C: The worm. D: Extra credit.
Question # 1: According to Erin Akins, the squeaky wheel gets what? A: The grease. B: The early bird. C: The worm. D: Extra credit.
Question # 2: In April, much to her surprise, Megan became Governor of the State of Confusion. What political party did Governor Kelly represent? A: Werewolves B: Wingdings C: Wombats D: Lawyers
Question # 2: In April, much to her surprise, Megan became Governor of the State of Confusion. What political party did Governor Kelly represent? A: Werewolves B: Wingdings C: Wombats D: Lawyers
Question # 3: According to Professor McKnight in Statistics, what was symbolic of real disaster? A: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse B: Having a cow C: Swallowing a spider D: Dogs and cats living together
Question # 3: According to Professor McKnight in Statistics, what was symbolic of real disaster? A: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse B: Having a cow C: Swallowing a spider D: Dogs and cats living together
Question # 4: Which prop did William use to secure a good grade in Edner’s presentations? A: Pie Charts B: Tootsie Rolls C: PowerPoint Presentations D: Sound Clips
Question # 4: Which prop did William use to secure a good grade in Edner’s presentations? A: Pie Charts B: Tootsie Rolls C: PowerPoint Presentations D: Sound Clips
Question # 5: Upon arriving in Statistics class, Jesse was given which name by Prof. McKnight? A: Dork B: Brainiac C: Sports Geek D: Rec Nerd
Question # 5: Upon arriving in Statistics class, Jesse was given which name by Prof. McKnight? A: Dork B: Brainiac C: Sports Geek D: Rec Nerd
Question # 6: William was able to save money on the SPSS software package by doing what? A: Borrowing a copy from Michelle B: Using MS Excel instead C: Doing all the calculations by hand D: Using calculators on the internet
Question # 6: William was able to save money on the SPSS software package by doing what? A: Borrowing a copy from Michelle B: Using MS Excel instead C: Doing all the calculations by hand D: Using calculators on the internet
Question # 7: What was the most impressive thing about the Bush presidency to Prof. Conant? A: The amount of brush cleared at the Crawford ranch B: The amount of spending proposed for Iraq C: The number of people who voted in Florida D: The number of Government jobs outsourced to India
Question # 7: What was the most impressive thing about the Bush presidency to Prof. Conant? A: The amount of brush cleared at the Crawford ranch B: The amount of spending proposed for Iraq C: The number of people who voted in Florida D: The number of Government jobs outsourced to India
Question # 8: Allen Scarbrough and Joe Robertson have also been called what names by teachers? A: Ben and Jeff B: B-Dawg and J-Ro C: Grandpa and Grandpa D: Mayor and Newspaper Reporter
Question # 8: Allen Scarbrough and Joe Robertson have also been called what names by teachers? A: Ben and Jeff B: B-Dawg and J-Ro C: Grandpa and Grandpa D: Mayor and Newspaper Reporter
Question # 9: What state was most frequently cited in lectures by Prof. Burroughs? A: The State of Confusion B: The state of inebriation C: The State of Oregon D: The State of West Virginia
Question # 9: What state was most frequently cited in lectures by Prof. Burroughs? A: The State of Confusion B: The state of inebriation C: The State of Oregon D: The State of West Virginia
Question # 10: Andrew Duke missed several weeks during the first semester for what reason? A: To get away from Erin B: Food poisoning C: To attend his brother’s wedding in Oklahoma D: To provide disaster relief in Mississippi
Question # 10: Andrew Duke missed several weeks during the first semester for what reason? A: To get away from Erin B: Food poisoning C: To attend his brother’s wedding in Oklahoma D: To provide disaster relief in Mississippi
Question # 11: Prof. Shafroth’s son is known as what? A: Major Hot Dog B: The big wiener C: The heir apparent D: Mayor Taco Salad
Question # 11: Prof. Shafroth’s son is known as what? A: Major Hot Dog B: The big wiener C: The heir apparent D: Mayor Taco Salad
Question # 12: What topic did the presenter, Kara, characterize as “so boring it’s putting me to sleep?” A: School milk quality B: School lunch programs C: Stop, drop and roll D: Twelfth-grade math achievement
Question # 12: What topic did the presenter, Kara, characterize as “so boring it’s putting me to sleep?” A: School milk quality B: School lunch programs C: Stop, drop and roll D: Twelfth-grade math achievement
Question # 13: Who followed Jesse’s directions, and took the wrong train after Capitol Hill Day? A: An unsuspecting eighth grade tour group B: Matt Vaughan C: Professor Edner D: Erin Schaible
Question # 13: Who followed Jesse’s directions, and took the wrong train after Capitol Hill Day? A: An unsuspecting eighth grade tour group B: Matt Vaughan C: Professor Edner D: Erin Schaible
Question # 14: Which member of the cohort lent their name to a teaching tool? Was it… A: Kim’s spreadsheet B: Allen’s template C: Matt’s slide D: Megan’s briefing
Question # 14: Which member of the cohort lent their name to a teaching tool? Was it… A: Kim’s spreadsheet B: Allen’s template C: Matt’s slide D: Megan’s briefing
Question # 15: Along with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, what else does Craig not believe in? A: Depreciation B: Vegetarianism C: Darwin D: Limited Government
Question # 15: Along with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, what else does Craig not believe in? A: Depreciation B: Vegetarianism C: Darwin D: Limited Government
Question # 16: According to our class over-achiever, Joe Robertson, he wears… A: His turnout coat just for photographs B: Our scorn like a badge of honor C: His GMU t-shirt every chance he gets D: Blue jeans to work on Mondays and Fridays
Question # 16: According to our class over-achiever, Joe Robertson, he wears… A: His turnout coat just for photographs B: Our scorn like a badge of honor C: His GMU t-shirt every chance he gets D: Blue jeans to work on Mondays and Fridays
Question # 17: According to Dr. Sacco, when excerpting text from a message, one should insert: A: Bread crumbs B: A hyperlink C: <SNIP> D: DARPA
Question # 17: According to Dr. Sacco, when excerpting text from a message, one should insert: A: Bread crumbs B: A hyperlink C: <SNIP> D: DARPA
Question # 18: What dark secret did Andrew Duke reveal at Allen’s 2006 Christmas Party? A: He really likes Christmas fruitcake. Really. B: He still hasn’t finished the readings for PUAD 520. C: His CPR certification has expired. D: He thinks football is idiotic.
Question # 18: What dark secret did Andrew Duke reveal at Allen’s 2006 Christmas Party? A: He really likes Christmas fruitcake. Really. B: He still hasn’t finished the readings for PUAD 520. C: His CPR certification has expired. D: He thinks football is idiotic.
Question # 19: Ailsa almost got excused from finals in winter 2006 by doing what? A: Scheduling an appointment with her opthamologist B: Giving birth to a beautiful baby boy C: Responding to an urgent client-care emergency D: Persuading Prof. Allen that the final wasn’t really in anyone’s best interest.
Question # 19: Ailsa almost got excused from finals in winter 2006 by doing what? A: Scheduling an appointment with her opthamologist B: Giving birth to a beautiful baby boy C: Responding to an urgent client-care emergency D: Persuading Prof. Allen that the final wasn’t really in anyone’s best interest.
Question # 20: Which member of the cohort had the longest commute to class each week? A: Kim Williams, from Richmond B: Megan Kelly, from the State of Confusion C: Michelle White, from West Virginia D: William Marsh, from Leesburg via bicycle
Question # 20: Which member of the cohort had the longest commute to class each week? A: Kim Williams, from Richmond B: Megan Kelly, from the State of Confusion C: Michelle White, from West Virginia D: William Marsh, from Leesburg via bicycle
Question # 21: In Professor Long’s budget class, Paul Miller gave a presentation comparing Cleveland to which region? A: The State of Confusion B: Prince William County C: Hell D: The Netherlands
Question # 21: In Professor Long’s budget class, Paul Miller gave a presentation comparing Cleveland to which region? A: The State of Confusion B: Prince William County C: Hell D: The Netherlands
Question # 22: The students that did not go to the Netherlands were subjected to… A: A special workshop with Paul Posner B: Administrative Ethics with Sheldon Edner C: A slide show and pizza D: Repeated taunting and humiliation
Question # 22: The students that did not go to the Netherlands were subjected to… A: A special workshop with Paul Posner B: Administrative Ethics with Sheldon Edner C: A slide show and pizza D: Repeated taunting and humiliation
Question # 23: Which of the following did not happen during to the cohort’s time at GMU? A: Two professors showed up for the same class B: No professor showed up for class C: They received sign-up sheets for a class they had already completed D: They lost their first member during the first class of the program
Question # 23: Which of the following did not happen during to the cohort’s time at GMU? A: Two professors showed up for the same class B: No professor showed up for class C: They received sign-up sheets for a class they had already completed D: They lost their first member during the first class of the program
Question # 24: Paul finds Craig’s observations regarding ethics to be… A: Politically biased B: Beyond his powers of comprehension C: About the same as what Andrew would say D: Not that interesting
Question # 24: Paul finds Craig’s observations regarding ethics to be… A: Politically biased B: Beyond his powers of comprehension C: About the same as what Andrew would say D: Not that interesting
Question # 25: One thing sets Tracy apart from the other members of the cohort. What is it? A: She totally drinks the PWC Kool-aid B: She already has an MPA C: She has three dogs D: She works for an elected official